You're all committing a Mortal Sin!

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  1. polecat

    polecat Weerd

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  2. Smoking420Buddha

    Smoking420Buddha Member

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    yea well unless god himself told the pope thease i dnt believe it specially since god himself made hemp
     
  3. Finnaz

    Finnaz Champagne Socialist

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    Hmmm, confusing that one, does that mean that the Dutch are exempt from a deadly sin? Lucky them.
     
  4. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    so... no president no matter how much "in god we trust" spills out of their mouth will ever get into heaven... haha fuckers!
     
  5. polecat

    polecat Weerd

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    "2. Polluting the environment"

    Same with hummer drivers. :)
     
  6. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    what about the pope i dont see him riding a "pope-cycle" hes got a pope-MOBILE
     
  7. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    oh.. and so... does that mean Beastiality is not a sin? its not on their list...
     
  8. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    so pretty much the whole world is damned to hell
    at least i'm not the only one now :tongue:
     
  9. sexual_pervert

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    damn this new pope is really one crazy sonofabitch..putting new rules...not only...but against abortion!! wth... as usueal religion holding humanity back from evolving...
     
  10. Tommy1The1Cat

    Tommy1The1Cat Senior Member

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    so if aborting babies is bad does that mean I have to stop eating them?!?!
     
  11. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    fuck the population, when i can, i will destroy all of it.
     
  12. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    hmm.. the rules have nothing against eating them...
    chow down!
     
  13. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    mmmn stem ceeeeeeells...
     
  14. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    Funny, a plant that many have said has the power to get you closer to God, considered as a sacrilege to the Pope, typical.

    Cannabis replaced with alcohol - interesting.
     
  15. dgdys90

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    Wow. hell gets more crowded each and every day. And what defines illegal? I am pretty sure that marijuana is legal in a couple places. One more thing, I guess oprah and the pope are both going to hell.
     
  16. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    "taking or dealing of illegal drugs"

    What happened to separation of church and state? drug laws are a recent man made invention. i'm sure the people who wrote the bible would laugh at the idea of opium and cannabis being illegal
     
  17. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    what gets me is that its ok for the pope to make new rules without years of thought (i mean, pollution? that only just started to be a main global issue) but it takes 346 years for them to "look into" Galileo's condemnation, and then another 13 years to decide that yes, he was right, the world is fucking round?
    The pope can enjoy hell, I'll see you in the summerland
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    "The address by the Pope before the Pontifical Academy of Sciences closed a 13-year investigation into the Church's condemnation of Galileo in 1633, one of history's most notorious conflicts between faith and science. Galileo was forced to recant his scientific findings to avoid being burned at the stake and spent the remaining eight years of his life under house arrest."
     
  18. The Kid

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    I don't know if I am qualified to make this suggestion, but I think the Church needs to look at a younger, hipper Pope. The last one that made it stop raining and liked break dancers seemed a lot more laid back and relaxed. This new one comes off a bit prickly and in desperate need of a hug.
    All this being said, I would love to smoke with him and debate the merits of the argument that Bob Marley was in fact the second coming.
     
  19. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    ^^well he was in the hitler youth after all, fascism: reminds you of the church dont it?
     
  20. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    oppressiveness is next to godliness

    ^^btw i just learned that was an actual word, thank you spell check!!
     

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