I feel so dirty ...

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by phoenix_indigo, Mar 9, 2008.

  1. phoenix_indigo

    phoenix_indigo dreadfully real

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    ... We bought a copy of Daily Mail yesterday. But I swear it was only to get the free copy of Flight of the Navigator that came with the 70p purchase.

    It was funny because we tucked the paper under our reusable bags while at Tesco so no one could see we were buying it. Apologized at the checkout and put it in the bag header down so no one knew what paper it was. It's now sitting next to our dish drainer, and i think i may just chuck it into the recycling without even looking at one page.


    I've tried taking a shower, and washing my hair ... but i still feel so dirty.
     
  2. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    You're worse than Hitler!
     
  3. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    Shock! Horror! Scrub yourself with Caustic Soda!








    I have to read it at school, bloody right wingers.
     
  4. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    It's ok, it's very absorbant. But you are worse than Hitler....
     
  5. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I wonder if it's some sort of advertising tactic to get more people reading their paper? "Free with every copy of Flight of The Navigator - some right wing crap".

    Either way, Flight Of The Navigator owns, and I wouldn't be ashamed of eating Hitler himself out if it earnt me a copy of the film.
     
  6. razy

    razy Fazed and Contused

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    "Let he who has not yet sinned cast the first stone"

    (I'm in a religious mood today)
     
  7. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    My God, 0 to Godwin in 4 posts...
     
  8. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    Surely there's got to be an easier way to procure yourself said film? [​IMG]
     
  9. Roffa

    Roffa Senior Member

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    Actually I think everyone should force themselves to read the Mail from time to time - know your enemy, and all that.
     
  10. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Well, I suppose it could be handy if I ever run out of bog roll.. although it'd be an insult to my arse.
     
  11. phoenix_indigo

    phoenix_indigo dreadfully real

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    not for 70p there isn't



    and well ... said DailyMail paper was never opened (but to get the movie out) and is now sitting in my pink recycle bag, hiding amongst other papers so hopefully no neighbour spots it. :eek:
     
  12. Finnaz

    Finnaz Champagne Socialist

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    So long as you don't pay for it (nick it from Tesco/Asda , not a small newsagents) that way you can know your enemy without having to give your enemy any cash.
     
  13. shedtroll

    shedtroll Peace, Love & Linux

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    Never read a paper who want Jeramy Clarkson as a prime Minister...
     
  14. phoenixliberty

    phoenixliberty Member

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    shame on you

    but to be fair i'd be tempted flight of the navigator is awesome

    " if everybody had an ocean accross the usa then everyone would be surfing like california" great song and how cute is that little tiny alien

    i havnt seen the film for years, i think i need to get me a copy
     
  15. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    Maybe not. But I was referring to 'eating Hitler himself out' (hence the quote)...

    Have you tried Amazon, Power_13?
     
  16. phoenixliberty

    phoenixliberty Member

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    she would never get it for 70p on there
     
  17. grammatoncleric

    grammatoncleric Member

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    dude thats filth, its easy just go into a small cornershop type newsagents and ask for a copy of the film from one of the dailymails. i work in such an establishment and basicly we just take the films out before we send the unsold dailymails back to whence they came. And it shouldnt be a bother as we all know 65% of dailymail readers dont own a tv or a dvd player as it is percieved as witch craft. infact i could have sent you a copy for the cost of a stamp
     
  18. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I haven't, actually I haven't used Amazon in ages. There are a few bits and bobs I want to get from there though, maybe I'll have a look at the movies too :D
     
  19. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    Gahcnsv;dnisdfa hubighui

    Of course not.


    But..it..would..be..better..than..eating..Hitler..himself..out..

    Understand?

    Last time I try and make a silly joke on here [​IMG]
     
  20. razy

    razy Fazed and Contused

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    My mum used to read the Daily Mail, now she reads The Times.

    I suppose that's some sort of progress...
     

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