holy shit

i think im slightly becoming a nympho.

 

I'm free!!!!!!!

 

where do you live again?

 

i think im slightly becoming a pyro.

 

Alex, we need to talk - I think I can help

 

I KNOW I'm a nympho.

Which is really hard to deal with when you're boyfriend just doesn't seem as interested in sex as you are.

 

yep... ive been in that club for years and still am.

 

as a man in his sexual prime i have only one thing to say....

if you need emotional help at this time i will supply in a non-sexual manner...

right after you do one thing please....

 

well, when youve found that youve become a full fledged nimpho, gimme a shout

 

Interested in a lil jailbait, alex?

 

welcome. we have a lovely club house and cocktail parties on wednesday nights.

 

sounds very nice, i think i'm gonna fit in just fine

 

id like to bump this up because im feelin extra nymphomatic latley

 

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

 

sorry Ryan Alex is all mine. We even exchanged pics of our tits. I don't think we should be competing for the same women here and I think I will win. She has already expressed her desire to shop and than do dirty things with me (;

 

................shes right ryan..................

sorry, youre a cuttie but i cant resist a girl with such incredible fashion sense.
oh and such nice boobies too!
lynsey's got it going on!!! dam straight....

 

Reading the title of this thread made me wonder.

Who blesses shit to make it holy?