philosophizing

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by dudeman99, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. dudeman99

    dudeman99 Member

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    if poo falls on a brown carpet and nobody is there to see it, does it make a poo stain?
     
  2. MellowMike

    MellowMike Member

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    I'm sure u could smell it...
     
  3. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    If you've been drinking green guinness, everybody could see it.
     
  4. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    Since there is no Santa Claus, Why dont we use the 3 million metric tons of wasted paper each year the postal service collects from unsendable Dear Santa letters for cardboard homes for the homeless....
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I take it you own brown carpet...
     
  6. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    NO SANTA CLAUS?!?!? :sniff1:
     
  7. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    I'm torn between posting a witty RT comment and expressing my boring philosophical side.
     
  8. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    this question scares me.

    i have brown carpet. theres no way to tell what the previous tennants of this place did to that carpet.
     
  9. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    Thats one of the most cynical things I've read in my life.
     
  10. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Get yourself a UV light, Death...you will probably run screaming for the hills...
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    of course it does... most of the time anyway

    the famous question you are basing this off of, about the tree in the forest making no sound, is a completely different situation, relating to the definition of sound being vibrations converted to something meaninful inside a person's ears, or not if no one is around. the carpet, on the other hand, will stain and remain stained until someone comes along to clean it up. even if nobody ever sees it, the stain is still there; a stain isn't dependent upon being seen before it becomes a stain.

    then again, sometimes you have that rock hard poop that slides right out and doesn't even require wiping... that may not leave a stain
     
  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    i got black lights.
     
  13. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Are there glowing splotches on the carpet or walls? :D
     
  14. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    Ive got black lights and brown carpet in my carboard house.
     
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