Someone Fucking Help Me!!

OH
MY
GAWD

SOMEBODY F*CKING HELP ME..
THe other day I came out of the shower, and I was like okay you know... i'm gunna get a cup of coffee.
But I couldn't walk in my kitchen.. because of the millions of ants. I have a fear of ants. I watched the movie "them" when I was a kid..

And they disappeard and i thought i was safe BUT NO
THEY ARE IN MY LIVING ROOM, IN MY LAUNDRY BASKET, IN MY KITCHEN, IN MY UTILITY CLOSET, IN MY DINING ROOM AND I AM GOING TO DIE THEY WILL TIE ME UP LIKE IN GULLIVERS TRAVEL WITH THE LITTLE MEN AND THEY WILL EAT ME

SAVE ME!! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!? ITS FIVE AM, I CANT SLEEP, THEY BITE!!!!!

 

exterminator

 

That would be great if we could afford one..

 

at least some anti-ant or anti-insect solution (spray poison) could be useful. you spray that all over the places where they are, then leave home and come back later to see the results.

 

are you in a drought area? they could be searching for water. get rid of all standing water. you might have a plumbing leak somewhere, like in a wall. they could be after food. do you have food standing out in the open? sink full of dirty dishes? crumbs somewhere? you need to clean it up. i just found out i have a mouse problem. lucky me... i have four cats who loved eating the mice... the mice hate the cats! got new wire over the grate where the mice were comming in... i have a mouse problem no more! now the cats are sad. i wish ants could be as easy to deal with as mice, but i don't think cats will go after ants... they will go after cockroachs though. i would say get an ant eater as a pet; i have no ideal where you find one out side of a zoo here in the u.s.a. i saw "them" too when i was a little kid,i also saw "empire of the ants" too. neither one ever scared me though. now "the screaming skull"... that one did make me shit bricks though back around 1961! i don't recommend you rent a copy of the movie "bugged" right at this time though! i wish you luck getting rid of your univited "house-guest's."

 

lil electric gizmo called ridex google it
u just plug it in and they go asway no ppoisions no nuthin..but it doesnt happen overnight but once theyre gone..u will never see another bug again

it sounds more like your halucinating them though

detoxing? havin a schitso episosde?
theyrte just ants
pinch em between your fingers and they die...
your a million times boigger then a million ants put together

 

I had some coming out of a wall plug above the stove top and I put a semi-circle of cayenne pepper in front of the plug.I never saw them again.Might have worked for you if they weren't all over the place,but maybe put where they are entering might.

 

sucks dude... i had the same problem with wasps.

the wasps and i learned to coexist peacefully if you can beleive it..

 

i wouldnt think exterminator is that expensive. depends where you are though...dunno really. good luck.

 

Yet they can still eat you alive.

 

sorry but thats kinda gros

that might freak me out too

 

just get one of those poison food things, it lures some ants IN, and they take the bait and bring it to their queen, and once she eats it she died and there goes the ant hole

 

Get a roll of paper towels and spray raid on several sheets placed where the problem seems worst.

 

I'll try some of these but I'm pregnant so I need to be careful.. thank you