my stomach just made a really fucked up noise

niiice. thats like,t he only decent place in indiana, except maybe bloomington.
i like broadripple
and getting fucked up and going to the naptown zoo!

 

Haha. I work RIGHT around the corner from broad ripple. Right by the mall.

Edit: I can walk there faster than most people can make the drive. That's how close I am.

 

did you drive through kansas too?

 

i've got a new one for you guys, i bet you've not heard this before:

so i was getting really run down after a couple weeks of being sick and not being able to eat or drink enough water. i'd started feeling just a bit better and was getting some nutrition in over the past couple days. but then i got this VICIOUS sore throat and cough. so this morning i needed to eat. the sex toys company i sell stuff for has this stuff called good head. it's for people who have too stong a gag reflex to give head. it numbs the throat better than chloroseptic and it tastes better. so in order to eat some food this morning, i numbed my throat with Good Head and managed to choke down some pineapple and cottage cheese.

 

Could've used my 'head' to make your throat numb if you were that much in need.

I was busy, but I would've made time.

 

hehehe. i have no gag reflex at all. i should be a sword swallower. i'd probably be good at it. it's always a funny party trick. it's just REALLY REALLY SORE and swollen. i have this mental image of a mama bird cramming food down the throat of it's chick. (you'd be the mama bird, chaos, except it wouldn't be your mouth.)

 

Awww Pink has BUBBLE GUTS!!! The only advice I have is to eat bananas and garlic. Bananas contain pectin and helps the growth of helpful/beneficial bacteria. Garlic is a powerful/ harmless antibiotic. It aids digestion and routs parasites. Hope that helped. Get better eh!