I personally HATE wearing one pieces...but because I'm a lifeguard AND work with children going snorkeling and kayaking and such, I am required to wear one pieces. No need for middle school boys to get a hard on for their teachers...LOL
I have the sexiest bikini ever currently. I cant fucking wait for the summ. Well, I could go in my hottub for now. It was great in the carib.
I never heard of crotch to the side, I wouldn't do that. But I never wear swimsuits anyway. I don't swim. But if I did, I'd pick either the one piece, despite the ugliness, or a tankini. I be too fat for a bikini. I'd be mortified to to be seen.
I take the whole thing off. Just pulling the crotch to the side would make to awkward to sit and I am afraid it would get pee on it I really never thought about doing that before. Of course, proper ladies don't pee....
But if I move the crotch part aside I'll pee on my hand I have not worn a one-piece since I was about 10 years old but yeah, if I had to pee, I'd take it off.
Nothing. We ladies don't make bodily waste. We also never burp or fart. We just hang out looking great and smelling like flowers.
dave has taken to calling me a flowering apple of fertility when i have period. it makes me wanna smack him. so he only does it when he's outta town.