I'm hungry, bored, horny, uncomfortable and cold.

It's a pretty rough five minutes here.

 

Life ain't so easy when you're on your own.

 

i have a cure for what ails you.....

 

All at once?
Did you know that sex cures at least 4 of them?

 

Well if I could have some sex, I would be doing that instead of hanging out with my imaginary internet friends! Stupid boyfriend and his stupid job.

Scarlett, come over and we'll go make out in the stacks.

 

I'll be right over....

 

I need sex.

 

I should have called this "Let's all bitch about how we're not getting enough sex."

I was not able to get laid this morning because stupid BF slept in and was late to work. He doesn't care about my needs.

 

Screw your boyfriend.

 

Hey baby. :H :H

 

Oh yeah, whatever Bird. Last time I propositioned you you called me a hooker.

...I suppose the fact that I was offering to have sex with you for money should have taken the sting out of that a little.

 

Sorry, I don't take money for sex.

 

I saw that coming from a mile away.

 

LOL

Bird, you are today's MVP.

(Post, yeah but it was still good.)

 

Does that mean I get to see your boobies?

 

you haven't had sex for a day, and you're complaining.

 

I know, it's kindof a lame thing to do. You're right. But hey, you can complain about not getting enough sex too! This thread is an equal opportunity complaining thread!

 

I am hungry and cold. I feel only some of your pain.

 

Is it always cold in the library?

 

I'm not in a library... I'm at my house. But it possibly could be cold in the Library, I could call and find out if you'd like.