Piaf is very funny and witty today

I lost my interest in her, sorry.
You are on your own here.

 

No, I dont think you're I'minmyunderwear. And he is not a douchebag...Unlike some other people.

 

Oh, sorry. I just said that because his name is Brian, right? Well I don't know any other Brians.

 

:toetap:

 

I guess i will take back my offer then, unless..

 

Bird, wait, Your name is Brian? God I'm so confused.

 

Why not make your own marriage thread?
I bet she will post in yours.

 

Well I know another Brian, but he is nothing like I'minmyunderwear.

 

:nopity:

 

Unless what ?

 

Well sorry if I offended your man.

 

Haha.. and Piaf called me a smartass.

Whatever bird. I'm a really hot chick and we could be boning right now if you weren't too stupid.

 

He is not my man.

 

Oh. wellll fine then.

 

Unless you want the other part of my offer, its free of charge :tongue:

 

I already have a girl to bone.

 

Okay, so you wanna be my friend ?
Cause you're a girl , of course...We can talk about our crushes and gossip...

 

No, really. I dont have a man . Atleast not here.

 

Sweeet. I'm down. I always thought Jared Leto was sexy as fuck.

 

Probably better that way. This place seems weird. :/