i had to go to the grocery store, i made a list

my list:

always ultr dry with wings
beer
cigarettes


i GOT:

beer
baby wipes
milk
bread
red bull


my list is still in my pocket. unfulfilled and completely useless.

 

So you're bloody AND jonesing for a smoke? That's no good.

 

At least she can get drunk !

 

i can give ya some smokes, i have some but i don't smoke
i purchased them a couple weeks ago all drunk and sad, you can have em
i just got done with that whole bloody shit too
fuck that

 

grrrr. i actually found a pack of cigarettes. so i guess i'll be okay.

and if at this point you think a 6 pack of beer is going to get me drunk, you have entirely too high an opinion of me.

 

Hah, well, I missed the part about a 6-pack.

 

what kind of smoker forgets smokes, what a kind of period lady forgets whatever those are called, what kind of drunk only gets a six pack?

I rate the excursion a 3 out of 10, extra point because you got some bonus red bull

 

Wow, he really got you there.

 

"period lady" :lol:


I hate when I get overconfidant and put my list back in my pocket, I always forget something important.

 

yeah. i'm not very proud of myself. but i did have two kids with me, one of whom was screaming the whole time. so i think i get an extra point from bringing them both home alive.

 

Oh I hate it when I forget my blood blockers. I usually buy in bulk so I don't forget.

Poor KC....why is it that you and I are on the same cycle? Weird.

 

we're on a moon cycle of evil.

 

you forgot to get me a candy treat.

 

fuck yo candy!

actually, i finally bought skittles to shut my kids up.

 

i was a little drunk yesterday and i really needed grocerys. i made a list and followed it. now that never happens. haha

 

i used to be able to walk to my grocery store when i was in my early twenties. oh, the freedom.

 

?

 

i love grocery shopping...i always end up getting more than i need

 

kids, distance, HUGE AMOUNTS of groceries required to sustain them...*sigh*

 

word. i turn into a monster no human being could love.