Stupid Penis

it always wants attention at the wrong times.

 

Cut it off to show it who's boss.

 

it always wants attention at all times... some of them are bound to be the wrong ones

 

i am going to go to work and then bust a nut all over a pizza and sell it to a customer and then after we deliver it ill call them up and ask them how the pizza was. then tell them that i busted a nut al over it.

 

how disappointed you'll be when they won't answer the phone...

 

spank it if its bad, it may spit at you but it'll learn its lesson and soften

 

is there a wrong time? i got an invite to celebrate steak and BJ day from one of my husband's coworkers, and all i could say way "only ONE day?"

 

its called being a man. i think we all have this problem. lol

 

Wait, I'm confused, I thought you couldn't "bust a nut" if your balls weren't dropped yet...

 

I was not aware that there were any "smart" penises...