Stupid bitch, I wanna piss in her face!

I need some advice...

There's this stupid slut I've been seeing for about a month now. One night, she almost got choked to death by some fat piece of shit and I saved her ass. In turn, I got jumped by the fat fuck and some other piece of shit and was hospitalized.

So after I got out of the hospital and shit she seemed really concerned and loving, she brought me food, bought me beer, sucked my dick, ya know, shit like that and I was really beginning to warm up to her. I was becoming a little attached.

But now, she's been avoiding me for like a week and a half. She barely calls me and when she does, she tells me about how she got drunk at some bar or how it was amature night and she stripped and won third place! Whoopdie doo! Like I really needed to know that!

I was never dating her and after all this shit, I don't plan on it. I want to get rid of her. But every time I get on myspace or something, she talks to me and acts like she HASN'T been completely ignoring me and acts like she really cares about me.

But I'm fucking sick of it. I don't wanna see her anymore. I don't trust her, I mean she meets these creepy ass dudes at bars who send her all these creepy ass messages on her phone, she seems real slutty sometimes, so there's no doubt in my mind that she's fucked at least one or two guys while we've been seeing each other. So you know what...I said, fuck her, this is bullshit man, ditch her and find someone else.

So this is what I do..I start a conversation with this girl on myspace that I tried hooking up with over a year ago. I haven't spoke with her for the entire year and when I do I try to mend things with her and start over again.

And you know what? Things seem to be going great! But then that fucking slutty bitch gets on my page, reads the comments this chick and I have been writing back and forth to eachother and posts this about her on my page.

"Oh, it's that malorie gurl. I thought u didnt like her."

So I'm pretty sure the fucking whore posted it just so the other chick will see it and get pissed at me. Because there might had been a night when I was drunk and mentioned her name and might of said something bad about her.

And now I don't know what to do..I really want to tell that slut off, but I'm afraid she'll just try to provoke even more things between us.

...Am I gonna have to smack this bitch or what? I really dont know how to settle this.

 

pimpslap that hoe and shove yo dick down her slut-ass throat!!!!

 

women are vicious!! if i'm thinking of the right type of girls, she's one of those girls that if you break it off with her she will try everything in her power to get back at you, and probably ruin things with you and the girl you are trying to get back together with..

i would break it off with her anyway, and tell the girl you are talking to now not to pay any attention to her comments or anything she tries to do

 

is this some myspace problem

 

spiderman that bitch

 

menage a trois

 

Cock slap her

 

piss up her ass~!!

 

Fudge pack the bitch!

 

donkey punch her while you're at it.

 

NO, NO, NO!!! Get em together and dump a bottle of baby oil on em!!! hahaha cant you block people from looking at ur stuff on myspace? I have blocked an ex of mine, and some others, and have my profile set to private.. just ignore her.. what a bitchoid..

 

why block? more fun this way.

 

I won second place.

Whoopidie doooooo!

 

Bea Arthur frequently wins first place.

 

what a khunt.

 

Yeah but who can really compete with those great tits? Hate the bitch. :$

 

what an insolent whore, how dare she. you're the man, Bronson, you better step up and act like it.

 

I think you need anger management.

It's just a vibe Im getting.

 

Go to a bagel store and order french toast. When the waiter asks you if you'd like syrup offer the girl in tirade for it. Naturally, being in a New York Deli, he'll readily accept. Stupid bitches usually fetch a full five gallon bucket of premium Vermont maple stirrup. Drop a bicentennial quarter in the bucket. Then pick the coin from the bottom of the bucket with your teeth. Do not come up for air. Woman problem will be solved.

 

dude i would have slapped her