God Thinks

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  1. dgdys90

    dgdys90 Member

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    God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
    God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
    God thinks the white man is Satan
    God, they know what God thinks

    God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
    God thinks we must all be Christians and
    God thinks we should all embrace Islam
    God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

    And I
    I know what God thinks
    God thinks you're a waste of flesh
    God prefers an Atheist

    God God
    God thinks all people like you are hateful
    God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
    self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
    and using His name for your own protection

    God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
    God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
    God thinks abortion is murder and
    God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
    God thinks women deserve it
    God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

    I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
    I hate people who thank God when things go right

    And I
    I know what God thinks
    God thinks you're an idiot
    God prefers a heretic

    God God
    God thinks all people like you are hateful
    God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
    self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone
    and using His name for your own agenda

    God is a liberal
    God is a democrat
    God wants you to vote republican
    never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
    and says it's absolute truth
    its lies and it smells like death
    its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
    Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
    if you want to start a holy war?

    self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
    and using His name for your own protection

    God thinks puppies need to die and
    God thinks babies need to drown
    'cause God is neither good nor bad
    God is you and me
    God is Everything




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  2. ESRUOS ENO

    ESRUOS ENO Senior Member

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    God thinks that you should stop saying what he thinks, and start saying what you think....
    I think....
     
  3. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    It would appear that God in the Absolute Form, doesnt actually think nor prefer anything, but rather is all and therefor all is.
    But im just a person with a reflective awareness and all opinions are extensions anyway.
    namaste
     
  4. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i agreee with god, too bad he is a creation of science fiction :)
     
  5. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    nooo science fiction takes plot development

    i see "god" as more of a fairy tale
     
  6. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    haha.. this reminds me of a joke...

    What do you call a barn full of niggers?....


    Old Farm Equipment...



    what do you call a barn full of mexians?....



    New Farm Equipment
     
  7. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    the gods belong to no one. no one faith, no one person. every person should embark on a quest for personal truth, not follow another's truth blindly.
     
  8. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    yay for atheism! however, if people want to believe somebody in bodily form was carried into the sky/heaven by a flaming chariot u go right on doing so u wacky christians!
     
  9. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    LOL, GOD IS JUST IN YOUR IMAGINATIONS!

    Oh, hello, Einstein, nice ideas you came up with.
    Einstein: Why ty, but don't thank me. Thank my imagination.
     
  10. Socratez

    Socratez Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I like it... and need to show this to a few ppl.
     
  11. dgdys90

    dgdys90 Member

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    if you go to projectplaylist.com and search for it, it is the second song to come up.
     
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