Too much cologne and drawing attention to yourself...

Why or why do you need to where a vat of cheap cologne and sigh and moan in your office? It sounds like you are masturbating. Also, why do you stand up and stretch your quads in staff meeting, while your boss is talking?
Why do you come in my office and say 'why did you get the fucking window office and I got a cave, it's just because you have a fucking degree?'. I started a week before you...that is the only reason why asshole.
Why do you talk about how hot your daughters are and try to show us their myspace pictures?
Why do you ask me if I am happy with my life and tell me I need to let GOD guide me.
I think you need to let GOD guide you out to your car that your GF had to co-sign for you and go home.

 

Why do you let your coworkers bother you so much?

 

because my eyes are watering from his cologne.
Other than that...prob just because I am neurotic

 

I can understand the cologne thing. That's why nurses are not allowed to wear the stuff.

But you are going to hate every job if you keep letting people get to you. There are annoying people every where. The trick is to learn to ignore them.

 

That's a good point. he is in the office right next to me though...and the walls are thin.

I need to bring in some speakers for my computer so I can tune him out...literally lol

 

Sounds like a lovely chap

 

yep he's very classy...top notch

 

Try polity murdering him.

 

He sounds like a guy I used to work with who also kept hitting on me despite his knowing that I had a boyfriend who actually worked at the same place. I used to want to punch him so bad, he'd always wear tight clothes, strong cologne, and talk to me about all the hot chicks he was nailing which had to be blow up dolls or something to stand that cologne haha

 

He constantly stares at my body. Whenever I walk by his office to grab a file I can feel his eyes on my ass-it is freaking creepy.

He talks about how hot his GF is too...she is pretty and has a good job too, co-signed a car for him, which broke down so now she picks hium up and takes him to work. He is not fully divorced yet though. He used to be a crack addict (this is why he qualifies as a CADC and doesn't need a degree...Nevada...stupid laws) and his ex wife is a prostitute, who he claims falsley accussed him of domestic violence. But how he constantly calls her a lazy heifer and other mysogonist terms I am guessing the accusation wasn't false.
I just can't stand him...he is sooooo gross. I would never even allow myself to beint he building alone with him.
Plus he calls me the N word every morning (I am not black, he is), which is just freaking weird.
He claims he is a pastor...but he's not. He also lied and said he was the CEO of a group home...he was not.

 

We joke around at work about that. In our assesments we ask patients if they have thought of homicide, if they says yes we ask if they have a plan...if they have a plan we need to call the police and blah blah blah. Anywho...the two people no one can stand (this dude and one of the nurses) we are developing a plan about.

 

Weird fuckers are always fascinating, are you the only one who get's the creeps off him? If he behaves like that all the time then I'd guess he's get himself fired soon.

 

Hah.

 

To murder someone is to deny them their existence, by ignoring them yor do the same thing but with out having to do all the cleaning up.when he calls you the N word how does he mean it? does anyone see him doing it?

 

No one else but me gets the creeps off of him. He only hits at and stares at me. Everyone else who works here who is young has a model like body and I don't think that is his type.
So no one else finds him creepy, but everyone does find him annoying and dumb as a rock

 

he means it joking. He comes in and acts gangster and drags his leg and thinks it's hillarious.

He never knocks before he comes in my office and he just walks behind my computer if he has a question about how to use the software and then sighs and goes 'not doing work' because I always either have the forums up or wedding stuff...but really it is none of his buisness. Plus, I am really fast and get my casenotes done really quickly and I never have the monitor on during counseling sessions...so I am not doing anything wrong.
he has a question about fucking everything and won't ask our boss because he doesn't like being subordinate to women so he asks his co-worers instead...mostly me because I am right next to him...and I wouldn't mind helping him if he was polite about it and didn't stare at my boobs the whole time

 

Title edited to be more descriptive.

 

I used to get that, well not the breast thing I'm usually the guilty party with that, I am always the one people come to with questions cos my instincts are to research until I know the answers, but when (usually after waiting much to long) it get's to be too much trouble. I fern ignorance and if that doesn't work I'll go straight to someone else with the question and ask them if they can help the person(for extra points go to someone who doesn't know so the pain-in-the-arse is forced to do their own learning). Oh and each time he comes in tell him you're waiting for a call any second. you got a door in your office? if so put a chair or a box or what ever is common to find in your office in front of the door so they knock into it when they come in. oh and the simplest one headphones! not switched on but you can pretend

 

Love that idea!
I can't make my office inaccesable because I see patients all day. I don't close my door either because then people assume I am in a session and they won't come in if they need to talk. So I close it about 3/4 way. I knock on people's doors even if they are open. I have a short halway in my office, where the door opens to so you can't see me without compltley walking in-hence the reason he should knock because he can't see that I am not busy, not on the phone with a pt etc
I was on the phone booking aplane ticket this morning and he burst in my office and started talking and continued to even when he was on the phone. I said "I am on the phone" and he continued standing there...so I waived bye to him and he finally left my office.

 

I remember one lunch I was sitting with my now ex boyfriend, Shawn and he asked my Shawn if he could buy a date with me. not in those words, but he pretty much said that and Shawn went on with it for a few seconds before telling him to fuck off. haha

He also never showered which explains the need for something to over power the BO, which was probably better than the cologne eek

I usually just stayed at the other end of the room, but it sucks that you can't do that