So you're in a funny sort of mood.

Why would anyone stalk you?
What are your qualifications?

 

a good stalker does not give away the identity of their stalkee....

 

I have loads of great qualifications for stalking! I often change without pulling the blinds because I'm kindof an exhibionist...I'll basically talk about anything with anyone...I would be awesome to stalk. *still pouting*

Thank you, Captain Underwear. I knew you'd be there for me.

 

It's obvious.

 

That's why nobody stalks you. It's too easy. Even stalkers need a challenge.

 

Well not to me !

 

Dammit! My mom always told me I should play hard to get.

Treeeeeeeee, I don't know either. Tell us!

 

Haha aww you'll figure it out.

 

Fine, I will be your stalker.
Now go take a shower please. :drool:

 

I'minmyunderwear.
Or Fitzy.

 

Soon as I'm done folding your laundry.

 

I knew that would come back and bite me.
You can leave the laundry for later and have a shower right now.

 

I'm gonna start stalking Piaf, cuz she lives in BFE on the other side of the world, and that would seem to be a noble challenge.

 

haha Capt. Underpants was for a bit.

Try again.

 

You made me look up what BFE actually means !

I am flattered...I never had a stalker before....What do I do now ? Act normal ?

 

Caot. Underpants and Fitzy don't even count - everyone stalks them. I think every girl on this forum wants a threesome with them.

Bird, I'll just fold your clothes in the shower, cool?

 

Hmmm...If its not I'minmyunderwear...
Is it Makaveli ?
And BTW, you never denied its Fitzy

 

I dont.

:leaving:

 

Oh, I'm a very convenient stalker. Just go about your regular routine and I'll do all the work.

 

No not fitz. He could easily be one of my best friends. I can't wait to play football with him.