the only form of adventure left to us in our age

Me too. Want to come over?

 

I am feeling adventurous, not desperate.

 

Exactly. That is why I asked you to come over.

 

Okay, sure. Why not...

 

Good, you finally made the right choice. Now turn around with your hands against the wall.

 

That doesnt sound very right.
Why ?

 

A great sexual adventure awaits you.

 

But does it have to be with you ?

 

Ofcourse.

 

Oh.

 

No?

 

No....

Sorry.

 

When a girl says no she means yes.

 

NO MEANS NO !

 

Sorry, I forgot you are not really a girl.

 

...at the doctor's office for a shot of penicillin.

 

yea i mean, we got all of space to explore. on june 12, the first ad will be sent into space http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/03/080307095219.htm

haha

 

hilarious, Aliens getting to watch a Doritos commercial

what will they think of next?

 

Years ago,a space capsule was shot out there and there were various things in it(shit--crs) and some kind of representations of a man and a women---They hoped some civization recovered it --but they weren't shown with genitals.Slick bald down there.What the hell kind of blue-noses would do that?

 

I found an old moonshining still in the forest about 2 months ago. I thought that was a hell of an adventure, but then I remembered it didn't classify as sex.

Damn.