I think I should get to kill her.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Flannelwearin'gal, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    No no no.....

    In her pillow.
     
  2. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    I know, but she fucking got karma back on her for once.

    + i'm saving my first fuck for someone I love and It's most likely gonna be a while seeing as I don't even have a boyfriend.
    So that plan would have taken too long to accomplish
     
  3. KaiBailey

    KaiBailey Member

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    Nice.

    You could always cut open her boxspring and stuff it with a few things that'll start to let out an odor after a day or two. It might take her a while to figure it out.
     
  4. cheech & chong

    cheech & chong Member

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    well then i dont know what to tell besides what the cannibis guy said. take a shit in her pillow. ;)
     
  5. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    pay some hobo to jerk off on his bed. You might even be able to capture the fragrence of BO in his room.
     
  6. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    i was gonna have all my guy buddies meet at my house and fucking jack off on her bed and all over
     
  7. Ms.Oh!

    Ms.Oh! Senior Member

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    i think that if it bothered you then you were right to retaliate.. because she needs to know that she cant boss you around.

    but remember!! snitches get stitches.. =p
     
  8. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    leave an open condom wrapper on the floor in her room.

    and then put the condom under her blankets, but wet the inside of the condom.

    That'll teach her. And that won't give you bad karma, It'll make you equal.
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    You should masturbate in her bed. Then you can fuck in her bed and you won't have to have anybody else. Though it's just following the logic of everyone else here, I don't think you really should do it, lol.
     
  10. cheech & chong

    cheech & chong Member

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    fuck I say do it! and i aint even playing.
     
  11. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    How about itching powder in her bed...
     
  12. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    pff, i think you did the right thing. if shes gonna be a nasty ho and do something you explicitly told her you didnt want done, the parental units get to know of her nasty ho-dom
     
  13. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    I pray it's your older sister. I'll cry tonight for your family if it's a younger sibling.
     
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