Anal masturbation house objects

im here really horny at my house and i need a good household object for anal. i want something big and wide trow some idea plz

 

plastic water bottle

 

ouch^

 

My favorite object is my cell phone. You can either place it in a ziplock bag, or just shove it in and make sure it's on vibrate so when you pick up your home phone and call it, it will vibrate.

 

woah

 

that is something new, haha hell yeah!

 

lol that's pretty funny!

How about some wooden nun chucks?

KEE AH!

 

:0 the water plastic water sounds good !!! Ill try it 2nite

 

if you have any play doh or plastercene
you can shape it into just about any shape

 

^ thats not safe at all

 

i mostly just use my fingers but if u like hav a thing of "prit stick" that works ammazing

 

6well wrap it in something of coarse

bingo dabbers are also good^clean them out first
or grips from a bike's handle bars

 

the last one was directed at nes

and no hard feelings

 

Candles or carrots are about the simplest.

 

If you want your ass really streching, try a cucumber

 

i worked almost five years in an emergency room. i have seen, so many people get everything mention here, lost and/or stuck in their asses.
the worst things i have seen, are people tearing their colons apart, and having to undergo major reconstrive bowel surgery.

guys and gals, please, don't do anything stupid!