where to hide?

ok. figure out your situation. how often do you need to get to this stash? do you live in a house? apartment?(flat)
if i were in your situation, i'd break it up into a few smaller stashes, rather than one big one. this is a general rule of thumb in many cases. this way if you get busted, its' only a little and you can act as if that's the whole lot. the one you want to get to on a regular basis, keep it somehwere you have a reason to be around, and isn't noisy etc. the other stashes, put somewhere that is a bit harder to get to, even if it makes noise, since you will only visit them once in a while.
good spots are taping it inside your vents (floor, ceiling, whatever), outside your bedroom window if you can open it easy, or inside furniture. look around your room and see what comes off easy. i once lived in an apartment where you could take this big plastic strip off the windows and there was enough space for small liquor bottles, scales, bags of weed, whatever. also, living in an apartment, i found many hiding spots around the actual building (this can be risky).
otherwise, look for things that can be taken apart easily, and you can shove stuff inside. heck, even your computer if you have a desktop. that's a good spot to keep the stuff you won't touch in a while.
anyway, sorry for long reply hope this helps.


edit: i just remembered another good spot. depends though.
now in my room, i never use the light on the ceiling. i use a lamp. always. so i take the bulb out of the light on the ceiling, and hide any goods in the light fixture. (if we hvae the same one) it's like a big glass dish) anyway, there's a thought.

 

Those, I didn't steal. The Zoloft I was on once. Bipolar + Zoloft = suicidal.
Not cool. Most pure anti-depressants don't work for bipolar. Now I'm fine.
I cater to the little guy as well... The guy who can't afford his meds...



obs82:
My plan is to keep like, either two seperate dimes or a dub under my dresser in the other room since nobody ever goes there. I could fit a nickel in my closet door as long as it was wrapped well enough that nobody could smell it. I could keep a small bit in my ammunition box, since it's locked up tight. I could stick a small amount in the bottom of the piano, like, way back, tie a loop on the bag with some string and make a rid with a hook on the end to retrieve it. I might be able to put a little bit in my upstairs computer, I'm just worried about it getting hot since the comp was built in the late '90s. I know there's got to be more.

Any other suggestions?

EDIT: I could also temporarily (like, I'm gonna smoke a dimebag within two days) use my record player, but if I could smell it through the bag, the wood would wind up catching the smell. I could probably manage to hide a quarter above the family room ceiling, but I get nervous about that shit... My parents are in there a lot... (It's a family room, duh.) But, for like, a week and a half while my sister and her boyfriend were here, my pills spent some quality time up there.

 

a mate of mine once use to hide his over one of those dish lights in the ceiling. one day he left it to close to the light and it started to burn. his house reeked of weed for weeks. his rents were so pissed.

 

lol.

yeah, taht's why i said don't use the light. first make a pattern, so that when you start doing that, your parents dont' think strangely of you. (use a lamp)
but anyway, if you are going to do longterm storage, and it smells through the bag, the quickest way to make an air/smell tight bag is with a couple layers of syran wrap, or even some baggies and vaseline.
i know this can get sticky, but it works like a charm. wrap your goods in some plastic syran wrap. coat that shit with vaseline, then wrap again. and that's it, you should be good.
those are all good places you have mentioned. just stay ontop of those places, in case they decide to move things around, or if something gets broken, etc.
now about storing in your actual computer, this works pretty well. it shouldn't get hot enough to effect any goods you have in there, but if you are worried, for the next few days act as if the computer sucks, and you wanna take it apart to see if you can fix it. this gives you cause to make a big ruckus with it. let it run, and see how hot it gets. in general, this is always a good spot to hide things. just keep it away from any processors, and fans and hard drives. (they get hottest, and the fan is a moving part)
another one i forgot to mention is carpet. if you have carpet, and it's more thick, than thin, than you are in luck. there is really nothing holding carpet down, except for some strips of wood with nails sticking up, around the perimteter, but even then it's easy to get up. find a corner in your house, no one ever really goes around. yank up the corner of carpet, lay flat your goods, and put the carpet back down. unless you have a dog, this tends to be fool proof.
anyway, i'll try to think of other things, hope this helps in the meantime.


oh also, if you are a regular smoker, and your eyes dont' get too fucked, i can help you with ways of smoking in doors, without getting noticed.
i used to do this all the time when i lived with my rents. anyway, hope this helps, later.

 

obs82: what? How do u smoke inside and not get caught??? My friend just gotan apartment and we wanna smoke inside but...... His landlord says no drugs and he lives right above him!

 

Well incense if the landlord allows it. Plus make sure you have a fan set up in a window so it blows directly out of it. Then blow your hits into that fan and all the smoke should be blown out the window. Though if the landlord doesn't incense, then you can always construct a sploof and utilize that along with a fan behind you to blow the dryer sheet smelling smoke out of the window. Smoking inside really isnt hard to do. Also make sure to take note of all the smoke alarms, and if need be take a beanie and put it over it. Though if your firend has an apartment, I'm sure you could just go outside and find some woods and not have to really worry about much.

 

send me your drugs, ill keep it safe

 

yeah, newrad pretty much has the ideas down. those are the basics.
i know how nice it is to smoke inside late at night, or during bad weather, so try a combination of what he's mentioned. but be careful about where the fan goes out, because of how the wind currents work, it might just blow all that shit right into his window, and piss him off. and you really don't want a pissed off landlord coming to knock on your door.
when i mentioned smoking inside, i meant when you are younger and live with your parents and wanna catch a quick buzz. but this would be slightlyl easier.
now if you don't know what a sploof is, an easy way to make one is with a used up toilet paper roll, a bit of toilet paper, and some dryer sheets. (downy, bounce, whatever) take the toilet paper, and roll on some deodorant, or cologne, ball it up, and stick it in the middle of the toilet paper roll. then on either side, pack in the dryer sheets. that's it. when you take a hit, just exhale through taht a few times, and you smoke comes out pretty much smelling like the dryer sheets. it will barely smell like weed. but this only takes care of the smoke coming out of your mouth. keep in mind the smoke from the pipe as well.
when i was younger i had a pretty good system going. (while still living with uptight parents) i'd make myself something to eat taht smelled strong, or grabbed some oranges. went in my room and closed the door. grabbed my pipe, and my homemade sploof. took a small hit off the pipe (don't fill your lung capacity, you will see why) and then once your'e done taking the hit, try to breathe in the excess smoke from the pipe too, then put your finger over it so nothing comes out of the pipe. so now you have a lung full of smoke. when you're ready to exhale, slowly exhale through the sploof A FEW TIMES, and then you're good. repeat as necessary, and when oyu're done, have your orange. this will take care of munchies, thirst, and smell. once oyu're done, all you've gotta worry about is your eyes.
sounds like a hassle, but really isn't if you wanna get stoned in the comfort of your own home, unnoticed.

 

Dig a hole and bury whatever you don't plan on using for a while.

 

This place in Avon, North Carolina called "Exotic Cargo" hahaha, it's actually like an outdoor lawn/garden decoration. You could prolly find one at any weird/foreign furnature store.

Everyone should get one....it's the most amazing hiding spot in the world!!

 

Ha I want one too, but they don't have a website it seems. How much did yours cost?

 

hhah, taht sounds awesome.

 

I used to live in Nags Head (Not very far from there at all), they had a few exotic cargos there aswell, expensive as hell though..

i think the computer case is the best place, nobody ever goes into there, and you can get hand screws for your case door or just dont screw it at all, most doors wont just fall right off.

Also i find that junk is the best thing to hide it in, like your junk drawer or box in your room, and hollow out somthing like a Speaker or old manuals or a mouse or somthing, things with large battery compartments like your stereo.

 

i keep mine inside the casing of my computers' cpu (i'm not sure if this is the correct terminology, i mean the big main part). it takes a minute to unscrew everything, but it's fail-safe.

 

Nags Head! I lied that's where the Exotic Cargo place was! My family vacations down there every summer, I always forget what's in what town etc. etc. Is the go-kart track in Nags Head too? I loved that thing.

Oh and if you need to hide your stash in a hurry, take out your cell phone/camera/PSP/whatever battery and stick whatever you have in there. You could prolly only fit like a gram of weed though or a few pills. It's an amazing emergency hiding spot though.

 

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