Question: How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb? Answer: Eno. Okay, now you guys go.
I love these threads. Two hunters are hunting in the woods and one of them collapses. It appears that he is not breathing so the other hunter calls 9-1-1. He yells into the phone "my friend just collapsed and I think he's dead." The operator responds "ok the first thing you need to do is make sure he's dead." There is a moment of silence and then a loud bang. The hunter comes back onto the phone and says "ok now what?"
How many Random Thinkers would it take to screw in a lightbulb. None, they'd just make a post about how dark it is.
WOW. It took me a full couple of seconds to get your joke Amanda haha. I fail. I only know one joke and I have posted it like 3 times on the forums. but here it is. Why do gays always leave hotels so early? They get their shit packed the night before.
Okay, okay my turn!!!! How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two... One to screw in the lightbulb. And one to suck my dick.