anyone want to travel with an atlantic canadian?

Hello there, my name is Brian, Gartner.
my friends call me jake, middle name you know,
i am iin amsterdam, and out of money, but im tyring to hitchhike,
anywehre, everywehre, and find money on teh way,
and its not the fact that im a bad spellier, its just that im a lazy ass fast typer.
if anyone would like to join me on an adventure full of fun, laughs , tears (in-fucking-evitable) and memories, would they please contact me?
later on fellers, have a good one

 

you comin back to the states?