My fat ass is going away

Hahaha nuh uh. Just smaller.

 

It's already small. Hell, you were already top heavy. Now you're just going to make it worse. haha

 

i never said i wanted an ass picture

i just want a nice picture
not saying your ass wouldnt' be nice either. just a normal, nice picture

 

I didn't say you were getting an ass picture.

 

pffft

 

Congratulations Tree Hugger. The lame boner I have right now for you is slowly growing.

 

That was my sole purpose for making this thread Waking.

 

i'll take some of that extra fat for my ass, guys complain they get jabbed by my skinny bones when they boink me

 

I get that too, Molly. And I'm not even all that skinny! I'm average. I just have a small frame.

Congrats, Tree! I'm totally psyched for you. Except now you're going to have to buy a whole bunch of new pants, which is a pain.