I was asked to hold a baby today

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  1. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    This guy was waiting on his girl to finish tanning today and he looked at me and asked if I would hold his 1 month old baby girl. OMG I melted. haha I was glad to be able to give her back though.

    My question - Who the hell lets a stranger hold their newborn? I kept hoping he would take her back before his girl came out. haha
     
  2. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    ew, germs. no stranger is holding my newborn.
     
  3. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I know. Thats freaky. WOW. Im glad he gave it to you but really now.
     
  4. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Whats the big deal? I mean, one month is WAY to young for me to be comfortable but as long as the mamma didnt see me with her cub I'd be mostly fine.
     
  5. CloudFlower

    CloudFlower Member

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    Holding other peoples kids always tends to scare me... or even my niece.... it's just a paranoia of mine.
     
  6. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    My son is twelve weeks on sunday and I'm just now letting people outside my immediate circle touch him. Hell my mom has been trying to take him overnight for weeks and I told her no until this weekend.

    Guy was an idiot. My son is way too cute for that shit. Somebody would try to amscray.
     
  7. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Meh I seem to have a motherly look because I'm always asked if I can watch kids. I usually stay away from babies though.
     
  8. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Yeah. I would be a viciosu vicious mother with strangers.
     
  9. lode

    lode Banned

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    God knows I wouldn't. I'ma be really over protective.

    Cute though.
     
  10. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Someone had bumped into him and his drink spilled into the stroller. He looked so helpless. I offered to clean the stroller...but he handed me the baby. I know I looked shocked and lost. haha
     
  11. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Even sweeter than an overprotective father: an overprotective husband of preggo wife awww
     
  12. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    its what it means to grow and be human...
     
  13. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    really young babies scare me. if there younger thana month or two, i feel liike im going to break them just by looking at them
     
  14. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I know. Theyre so fragile. I wanna snuggle em in my boob/stomach area haha
     
  15. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i love babies
    but i seem to scare alot of people
    no one gives me their babies to hold
     
  16. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    I had a dream once where a broad was eating a baby. It was the most vivid dream of my life and that is one of the greatest secrets I'll ever give you on the internet.
     
  17. myself

    myself just me

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    Maybe there are people who don't do so much thinking about germs and stuff, and maybe they are happier because of that... maybe you didn't look like a baby thief...
     
  18. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I practically held the baby away from me like please take her back. haha I thought about germs so I made sure that I only touched clothing not her.

    It's kinda weird how people trust me with their kids. I'm evil.....but they just don't realize. :tongue:

    I just stay away from babies because I do not want spit up on me. :ack:
     
  19. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    many babies taking birth now are highly evolved beings from other dimensions and are able to communicate with people who are telepathic and so they don't have to cry when their diaper needs changing
     
  20. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    The trick with really young babies is you hold them by the scruff of the neck, at arm's length.

    I love babies to death...I think it's unusual that he gave it to a stranger too, but maybe you just look really trustworthy.
     

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