I want

a penis.

 

before anyone starts...of my own-not yours

 

I would write my name int he sand and would tie it in weird shapes like a little balloon animal

 

LMAO. I dont think you can tie it n weird shapes bella!

 

no, i garauntee you would not

 

I don't really want a penis, I just want the balls... Those are the true beauty...

 

eww haha balls. i only like balls when i really lik the guy.

 

yeah, shroom they're awesome. what most girls dont know is that they're musical, too. only works in like nudist colonies and such though.....

thats why pants were invented, to make the world quieter.

yep, nature's windchimes

 

I used to know a guy who has three balls...I'm not sure how I feel about that.

 

A gay guy was hitting on me one time, and he said "You have a penis and you don't even know how to use it."

I was disturbed.

 

Me too. Oh wait...

 

They have surgery for that sort of thing these days.

 

I want one too.

 

Haha... I knew a guy with two buttholes, I use to ask him if he would race the two buttholes in the bathroom...

Balls are what make the whole package, the penis is just the beginning, the balls are the icing on the cake... Balls are neat, they are like the seventh wonder of the world...I like them...

 

Is that how you got yours? Can you recommend a good doctor because I am looking into it and need some recommendations...

 

Try Medicaid. It's what all the dirty unemployed hippies are raving about these days.

 

Meh, but I work, I sell locks of my body hair in exchange for cash...
You're no help...

 

How much do your pubes go for? I've installed the penis, now I need to get facial hair.

 

Last night I asked my fiance if I had a hidden penis that ic ould just pull out (no testicles or anything) when i wanted to would he be okay with it and he said no that he wouldn't marry me. He is very closed minded.

 

Have you ever thought that maybe it's not him that's the problem, but you for being insane?