I want

gotta remember snow too...it melts the name in

 

You probably wouldn't want my pubes they are filled with lice...

 

I have no idea what you are speaking of.

 

A girl who wants a penis.

Come on, something's gotta be a little odd about that, even if you're one of those liberal hippies.

 

Clearly it's your husband who's insane. If I could just pull out a penis every once in a while I totally would. The BF could damn well get used to it.

 

Yea but it's pointless unless you're using it to pee in a bush, right your name in the snow, or making your boyfriend suck it.

 

Those are pretty much the three things I had in mind.

 

Oh puuuurrrrrrrrrrr.

 

If I had a penis, I'd drink a lot all day long so I could pee a lot and enjoy the fact I can now pee standing up. I so wish I had a penis.

:tongue:

 

I want one also! So I can pee standing up and jack off. But I'd give it back directly afterwards, because I only need to try it once.

 

Why don't you girls go to "Penis' R Us" I'm sure you could pick up something cheap!

 

We can trade.
Pen0rz are suckitude.

 

I'm tired of being male. All the existential nausea. The shifty isolation, lack of groundeness. Tragic. Quarrelsome. Unloved.

 

prax i just dont see how you could be unloved


:hug:

 

Thanks sweetie. It's hard to explain. It's a penis thing. So...be careful what you wish for ladies!

 

i need a man to hold onto I just wanna cuddle.

 

:grouphug:

Group hug for Cate!

 

yessss Im the luckiest girl evah

 

holy shit, i never even thought about writing the name with urine....

my comment that no she would not write her name in the sand was based on a mental image of a chick with a newfound cock dragging the end of it through the sand to write the name, which would be infinitely painful.

i just plain dindt think of writing with pee. i mean, hell, i dont do that even in the snow, and didnt stop to think of it.

using it to carve a name into sand or snow would be unbearable....

now i feel dumb...

 

aw puffin hahahaha.