i am so happy right now

everything comes from nothing so you could create your own universe if you wanted to

 

exactly. that and its always raining, so good snuggling weather. but right now its beauuutifulllll.

except i have no toothpaste... and i need to brush my teeth.. and i dont feel like going to the store. but i guess i will

 

We should totally sue the English for reparitions.

 

Except not.

Yes, brushing is good. Be pretty. Don't be a dirty hippy.

 

I bet, I was in that area when it was beautiful once

You are single now, that means you can not brush your teeth, eat lots of cheetohs, and grow a beard if you want to

 

Pink could grow a beard and never brush her teeth again and she'd still be pretty hot.

I'd tell everyone my important opinions about potatoes and the Dropkick Murphys but I have to go create my own universe full of unicorns and puppies.

 

hahahah... i dont think i could grow a beard. im virtually hairless except on my head. and i dont like junk food. but i DO like brushing my teeth. i just dont like going to the store..

no, now that im single i dont plan on getting fat and ugly.. i plan on getting hotter. oh yes.

 

the thought of that physically hurt me

 

hahahah.. aww.. no see its supposed to be a good thing.

 

Don't forget boys with suspenders and big boots.

 

ok im going to buy some toothpaste now

 

The thought of you getting any hotter than you already are is beyond comprehension for us mere mortals


Hotwater

 

Have you no shame?

 

You’ve got to admit it’s the truth


Hotwater

 

Add some laugh lines, giver her a more square jaw, and maybe a bigger nose. Then maybe I'll raise an eyebrow. And a penis.

 

Ithaca, you have awfully exacting standards in women.

 

yeah i am happy as hell right now too....for some reason...i have been for a long time

too....ive bent telling people i love them

i love you all

 

Only when it comes to personality.

I'm just demonstrating how it's all relative. Oh, and being an asshole.

What do you expect?

 

well i have a wonderful personality, unlike yourself

p.s. I love my nose.


and clean teeth now too! YAY i feel like a new woman.

 

That's sad you feel that way, as I didn't actually insult you.

Been a while, has it?