New Oxymorons

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by colloquialone, Sep 26, 2004.

  1. colloquialone

    colloquialone Member

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    Let's see how many new oxymorons we can come up with. I'll go first.

    Comfortable pantyhose.
     
  2. maryfairy

    maryfairy flower

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    impotent lover ?
     
  3. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Relaxation Rollercoaster.
     
  4. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    invited rapist
     
  5. colloquialone

    colloquialone Member

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    Shameful innocence
     
  6. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    bad pizza.
     
  7. maryfairy

    maryfairy flower

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    bad sex. .. or bad sex while eating kc's bad pizza
     
  8. AXIS

    AXIS DWEERDOE

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    smart blonde
     
  9. colloquialone

    colloquialone Member

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    peaceful terrorist
     
  10. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Peace-keeping Armed Forces
     
  11. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Vegetarian cannibal.
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Hippie soap. (haha)
     
  13. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    meaningful politics
     
  14. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    jumbo shrimp
    Heard on NFL broadcast: a big 300 pounder.
     
  15. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Happily depressed.
     
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