God sucks cock -

He threw us out of paradise.

He later came back to fuck with a married woman.

Then he let his illegimate son die on a cross.

He's supposed to come back and judge us all.

I think he should get an infinite mirror and look at himself first.

 

Not to mention he's homophobic.

 

He ignores the internet, never mentions it in the bible.

 

He let four hurricanes hit Florida and sits by while children starve

 

Not to mention that he's an illegal alien when he comes down to do miracles.

 

The fucker needs to get a job, and stop collecting unemployment evey damn sunday. They said "on the seventh day he rested", they didn't say it was for eternity.

 

no ones going to hire him till he shaves that long white beard....he looks too much like santa claus, and those jobs only open up around christmas time at the mall.

 

...........your all gona fry... :X :X :X

 

not to mention he never got a degree so that infinite knowledge is useless these days.

 

quote: ...........your all gona fry...


Your right, g-d sucks cock, is that better?

 

...if I go to hell, well I hope I burn well...


He sits back so smug in his existance that he expects us to believe in him based on nothing more than hear-say fairy tales that have been re-told and re-written over the past two thousand years.

He exhibits many examples of sin but is referred to as infalliable. It's said that God knows all things before they happen. Which means he knew millenia ago that this thread would be made today. He knew about 9/11, and he knew about all civil, tribal, and world wars. Yet he did nothing. Worst though he lets atrocities happen every day that he could prevent, which makes him either incompetent, or maybe he just doesn't care... you choose.

 

ya'll just need to let it go.

 

.......I'm afraid I'm unable to follow those orders at this time, it seems I have a slight grudge.

 

no one is hurt by holding a grudge except the grudge holder. it's bad for your blood pressure. god set it up that way. *snort* AHAHAHA!

 

God also set it up so that no matter how bad of a hand he deals you you still have to thank him for what you do have when usually you got it on your own. How funny is it that he just sent a couple bad-ass hurricanes towards Floriday, ruined a few thousand lives and expects them to be greatful to him that he didn't kill them too. Does this sound lie a Diety or a tyrant?

 

good thing this thread is taking place on sunday morning, god is busy listening to the hundreds of thousands of sermons at the moment.

anyone else hung over today?

 

...no a kid playing with its toys, build it up then smash it down.....:X

 

now that's an idea to explore. Perhaps god just needs burped and his diaper changed.

 

God also cheats at crap tables.

 

that doesn't bother me as much as the way he craps at cheat tables.