Farmgirl.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by IthacaSkinz, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    I know a girl who works on a farm
    If you listen to me I'll tell you a yarn
    Always asleep by ten o'clock
    At six on the dot she's up with the cock

    Up with the cock
    Up witht he cock
    At six o'clock she's up with the cock

    To milk a heard of Jersys
    At seven's her first bit
    She warms her hands to please the cows
    When she gives a pull on the tit

    Pull on the tit
    Pull on the tit
    Up with the cock
    Up with the cock
    At six o'clock she's up with the cock

    Twice a week a smelly job
    Is when she cleans the yard
    Scraping up the cow dung,
    Yes life on the farm's so hard

    It's so hard
    It's so hard
    Pull on the tit
    Pull on the tit
    Up with the cock
    Up with the cock
    At six o'clock she's up with the cock

    She was in the field one sunny day
    Plowing all alone
    She cought her foot in the driving train
    It made her scream and moan

    Scream and moan
    Scream and moan
    It's so hard
    It's so hard
    Pull on the tit
    Pull on the tit
    Up with the cock
    Up with the cock
    At six o'clock she's up with the cock

    When it is time to harvest comes
    Sunshine is just the trick
    But when the weather's nasty
    It has her coming quick

    Coming quick
    Coming quick
    Scream and moan
    Scream and moan
    It's so hard
    It's so hard
    Pull on the tit
    Pull on the tit
    Up with the cock
    Up with the cock
    At six o'clock she's up with the cock
    CAW!!!!
     
  2. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    is that an actual song?
     
  3. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    Yes, it's by Judge Dread it's hella funny.
     
  4. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    nice...I do agree that it is hella funny....

    Judge Dread....he was a very interesting character...
     
  5. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    Yeah. He died on stage too. What a fuckin' trooper.
     
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    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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