carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

That's what they, they start when you're young, y'know. When you're little they, at school they, they Baden-Powell all the boys and they Betty Crocker all the girls and they, then they air condition ya' and put ya' in the Heat N' Bake Oven and ya' can't breathe any more.

 

On a long enough time span, everyone's survival rate is zero.

 

Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs.

 

I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do, but as part of my creed, I cannot tell you. See my identity must remain mysterious and my mission secret, I cannot reveal it to you.

 

I am the voice of my own God.

 

And from now on, stop playing with yourself.

 

Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it.

 

You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

 

Stumpy's replacement, Peter James Bond. He also died in mysterious circumstances. We were playing a, uh......Festival.

 

You Pathetic Little Peice Of Crap........If You Were On Fire........I Wouldn't Waste My Piss....Trying To Put You Out...



Cheers Glen.

 

You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

 

I'm just a fly in the ointment, a monkey and a wrench.

 

I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point.

 

We're the sons of peasants. Glory, and riches, and stars are beyond our grasps. But a full stomach, that dream can come true.

 

When Alexander saw the bredth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

 

The duck is dead.

 

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

 

You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday...

 

Don't pull over here! This is Bat Country!

 

We can't pull over any farther.