How to roll it perfect/bad day

First off, how do you roll the perfect J?

Second, today was a good day, but not a good day for a stoner.

My friend and I were gonna score some Salvia. Headshop is closed.
Gonna ask a friend of his who had it, he didn't have her number, dude he called who did didn't answer. We needed papers to try something legal, so we were gonna go hit a girl up for some 'cause dude knew she had some, and I was gonna hawk some of my pharms. Can't find her house, and she probably would've passed us a couple joints or a bowl.

My friend is a pothead, used to smoke tobacco. What we smoked, it actually bothered him so much that he dropped the joint... into flammable material... and had to stomp it out. So, we were gonna snort some uppers and have some drinks and try again with a nice fattie, substance inside then mixed with sugar... Didn't get to smoke it, since he goes "What time is it?" I told him, he freaks and goes "MY PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN FIVE MINUTES, MAN!" We tore out of there like hell...

It was an interesting day... I was mildly drunk when we went to Wal-Mart. It was Pucker. I wasn't expecting much, but... I hadn't had a drink in a month. Whoops.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... My mom accused me of having munchies when I got home. (I didn't) She looked me in the eyes and indirectly accused me of smoking pot (I didn't) and it pisses me off...

 

Well, you just gotta tell your mom, "hell yeah I have the munchies, make me a sandwich bitch!"

 

ah that kinda sucks man.. just make the best of it, that's the only thing you can do for bad days

as for the perfect j.. practice makes perfect

 

my mom used to say "are you high?" and I would say "no, my contacts are itchy." she didn't care so much that i smoked, she just didn't want me doing it in my room. Afraid i would burn the house down or something.

 

look up on youtube or google how to roll a perfect joint, there are alot of helpful websites and videos.

 

that suxs i hate when my parents accuse of me shit i didnt do, but hell most of the time they do it when theres good reason to so really i cant complain. and as to how to roll a joint i could never understand by what people said online or on videos. i had to get my friend to teach me, so do that some time.

 

perfect joint? pack the ends in make it tight and sealed and it will burn

 

When my mom knows I have the muchies she makes me things sometimes.

Once I was putting strawberries in a bowl and drizzling chocolate on them and she said "while thats a nice snack" (while implying you have the muchies dont you" so I said "pass the whipcream" and she laughed and sprayed me with it....

damn that was a good snack.

And for a good joint buy these papers, they have a wire in them so when the joint gets small it's easier to hold (you hold the wire at the end). and the wire makes it sooo much easier to roll. My friend who doesnt roll good joints used one and rolled a beauty. Randy's are the best