I am glad I dont look like a hippy

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  1. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    What if I am tall, white, and not poor and I only want them to love me for 2 days at a time?
     
  2. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    If you are not poor in western terms then you are definitely rich enough in Thai terms.

    I, unfortunately am too short and too poor. Living here is a kind of look-but-can't-touch masochism for me.
     
  3. seamonster66

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    don't forget that you are $UPER HOT, thats got to count for something.

    SO are you saying if I can afford to take 2 or 3 thai women out to dinner, then they will molest me later?

    I am not looking for a one on one situation here.
     
  4. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I'm not really speaking from experience here, more from heresay, but it seems like just about any situation you care for can be paid for over here.

    The going rate for one night/one chick is about $40, I think.

    But the real challenge, if you want one, is trying to avoid the small minority of prostitutes and pull a real Thai chick who hasn't ever/doesn't usually date foreigners.
     
  5. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    I've talked to crusty punks who told me they weren't allowed to walk over the boarder into Canada. Well maybe if you didn't have a foot tall mohawk and nasty pants that look like they haven't been washed in years...
     
  6. seamonster66

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    whoa, so I could get 5 girls for $200. I could even afford 20 for $1000. Damn I am rich!

    American is not the land of opportunity

    what about girls that aren't hookers, like the kind who would just find me charming and funny?

    Most americans they see are probably hippies who are sitting on the street corner smoking Salvia, so I like my chances
     
  7. IthacaSkinz

    IthacaSkinz Banned

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    Those are the ones you'll never sleep with, but can become "best friends" and "cuddle buddies."
     
  8. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I'm gonna generalise a little here, but as I see it, there are three types of girls in Thailand.

    1. hookers. Not only in brothels, but also in bars etc. They just state their price and the choice is yours.
    2. freelance hookers. This is my term forgirls who frequent bars looking to pick up guys and then afterwards need money to go shopping etc. Thay have day-jobs but also see sex as an opportunity to make some extra money and maybe meet somebody who can get them out of here.
    3. Good girls. They generally drink very little, don't have many boyfriends, or sex before marriage and study hard to better their financial situation.

    I suppose there is a growing fourth category of girls who due to the influence of western culture, have boyfriends, sleep around a little and generally act like what we would call normal. But you would be surprsed by the amount of 20-something year old virgins I know.
     
  9. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I don't thik that all girls who aren't hookers are unavailable though, just a little harder to get.
     
  10. seamonster66

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    Is there a way to find one of the fourth category who looks like she is in the third

    I like bookworm looking girls, but more superficially speaking. If they won't shut up about Elizabethan prose and the 100 years war then I will have to go for just a plain old hooker.

    Funny that some want out of there

    "GET ME OUT OF THIS TROPICAL PARADISE AND TAKE ME TO YOUR RUST BELT CITY IMMEDIATELY"
     
  11. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    There are so many good looking girls here, it's stupid.

    But the poverty is real and having nice surroundings doesn't help you pay for a house or buy a new dress.
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I don’t look like a hippie either [​IMG]

    But grow my hair out to afro length and put on a bandana and I could easily blend in with a group of peacenik's and flower children [​IMG]



    [​IMG]

    Hotwater
     
  13. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    My avatar probably couldn't get into Thailand.
     
  14. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    I know where I am spending my money when I get there :D
     
  15. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Hopefully at a condom shop and not an STD clinic.
     
  16. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    haha yeah...that
     
  17. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    some friends of mine live in Bangkok. both are utterly ruined, they told me; they no longer have the faintest idea of how to pick up a girl. whenever they want some action, they hit up the go go bars. what a great scene, quite fascinating.
     
  18. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Sadly, there are lots of people like that here, and not only fat middle aged men either. And then people wonder why westerners have a somewhat bad reputation with the general population here.
     
  19. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    yeah, these guys are early 20s and not fat. not very, anyways. it's a very fascinating thing, prostitution in Thailand, but I wouldn't want all my sexual encounters to be with prostitutes for any amount of time. I'll do it at some point, but mainly for the experience, not out of convenience.

    I really like how they're not so ostracized in society though, and how sex isn't as taboo as it is in the west. not considered filthy, ya know. I guess that's one thing catholicism's done for us.
     
  20. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    I hear there are a lot of trannys in the prostitution business there.
     

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