first time hi in school

Discussion in 'Humor' started by tutex, Mar 29, 2008.

  1. tutex

    tutex Member

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    (i no longer smoke pot) It was last year and me and my friend were going to get some fast food 7th peiored, then i had one class then i was done .we drove off a a few seconds later he wips out a pipe and says "so should i start packing this now?" and i was a parnoid fuck so i was like can we not smoke and i tryed to get out so he locked the door and told me to sit my ass down. we pulled off on a side streed and he said here i want you to have greens. so he gave me the bowl and at that point i was a total rookie smoker so he worked the chocke and very thing for me i basicaly cashed his whole bowl he took what was left and we went to eat and i was all freaked out casue I saw cops there any ways we got out of his car and started walking and its like 2:30 by now and i hadent eaten or drinken any thing that day. it felt like i was on salvia i actauly asked him if there was salvia in the bowl my toung was just moving around violently coulent stop. probly Highest i have ever ben and thats off one hit. I in my mind was like james bond doging school cops on my way to class and I sat down I was pretty much hullicanating we took a test the day before and we went over it i thoguht we barely were in to it when i raised my hand and said I havent finishshed the test i still have 3 left and the teacher said " we were done going over the whole test 10 mineuts ago" so i grabbed my back pack and walked out early for some reason and he asked which numbers i had left and I said "um er uh 3 away" and the whole class laughed at me and I just walked out .........the end
     
  2. Zen_Master3568

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    lol, im surprised u didnt puke being that high
     
  3. tutex

    tutex Member

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    lol puke form high?
     
  4. Zen_Master3568

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    ya, it happend to me once
     
  5. Instere

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    yeah u ever had the spins? its not fun
     
  6. elover

    elover ritz with cheese

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    Thats hilarious...those first few times anyone smokes weed are usually magical memories.
     
  7. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i have never puked from weed alone. first time i got completely drunk i smoked so many ciggs and spliffs so quickly, i was throwin up the whole night. bad hangover too :/
     
  8. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    that is funny from what I could understand.
    I used to come in for first period to get counted present that day, and my friend and i would leave for his house and smoke ourselves stupid and make food. I remember how easy it was to leave, but it was always such an adventure trying to get back in. we had to dodge campus police a few times. fun times man, fun times.
     
  9. LittleFlowerChild

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    yeah dude puking when your high is crazy i got so high once and i was lying on my friends couch perfectly fine and then all of a sudden it felt like someone was pushing down on my chest and i couldnt breathe and i just ran to the bathroom and puked my brains out it was crazy and embarassing but it was memorable!
    my country went to war and all i got was expensive gasoline!
     
  10. Zen_Master3568

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    if you puke from only weed, you feel so refreshed the nwxt day, like uv been purified. the only bad part about being that high (besides the vomiting ofcourse) is the crawling skin that is kinda painfull and if you dont have visine, your eyes sting like hell!
     
  11. Chinasky

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    A friend of mine (who was indeed high as hell) drew the suspicion of his literature teacher when it was his turn to read in class and was struck with such a severe case of the giggles that he couldn't get through the first paragraph. The book? A Farewell to Arms. Fortunately however, our principal couldn't prove anything, so he elluded any punishment
     
  12. Nightbird1056

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    My first time high in school i walked onto the bus with my hood up wearing sunglasses (and it was still dark out at like 6 am). my friends immediately knew i was high and as soon as i got to school i took the roach out of my pocket and put it in my backpack, so as not to get caught apparently. around 3rd hour ( i was still wearing sunglasses inside) my teacher laughed at me and the chick behind me was like "hey, are you feeling alright?" and that's when i realized that i was at school and i took off the glasses and tried to act sober. i hadn't spoken a word that made sense from 6-10 am.
     
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