Wanna save the world and be in a movie ?

Hi there,

I am the Director of a new movie called The Clapstyx Theory. Basically its about a guy who tries to literally save the world, and comes up with a plan that might just work. All he has to do is prove a theory is correct. He starts dreaming up ways that it might be possible to save his local rainforest. In dreams almost anything is possible, and the same is true for a movie. Denis Clapstyx starts coming up with amazing and ridiculous ways of raising $100 million to buy back the worlds oldest rainforest from the invading developers at the last minute and its based in the real life World Heritage Listed Rainforest known as the Daintree in North Queensland Australia. Large numbers of extinctions will occur and it becomes a race against time to come up with a solution.

Heres the offer. If you have a crazy idea that you think could save either the world or raise $100 million, presuming you could do anything, and nothing was impossible, send your idea in and we will dream it into the movie.

If your idea makes the final cut you and a friend will be flown to Australia to make a cameo appearance in the movie, including 1 weeks holiday in tropical Port Douglas, as well as a small annual royalty from the proceeds of the movie about saving the world. All entrants will be given film credits to recognise your participation in the project.

So put your thinking caps on, it doesnt matter how crazy you think it may be, if its not impossible it will qualify. It might be a rainforest concert with the greatest band on earth or it might be 10c from every can of heinz baked beans sold for a month.

For more information visit www.clapstyx.com

 

Oh... well.... fuck that, you're not going to make any money off of me. If I wanted to I'd just go to Austrailia.

 

clone prostitutes and collect a percentage of their profits.

 

Don't say anything if it doesn't have logical sense...

Or would I, saying that, be contradicting myself.

I don't know...

 

Could I be lead actor? In some views, I look like Jim Morrison

 

when was there a quick reply?
i didnt really read much of that but good luck on your movie buddy

 

you know....it will be a success if i was the lead actor. convince him!

 

i know i know


He becomes a new kind of hitler. and screams and has orgasms while he speaks and.........okay i will stop there

 

Get credit cards from every bank in the world.
Take huge cash advances from all of them.
Use the money to save the world, or just take the $100 million.

 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Not quite.

 

haha, I know I don't, but I can dream can't I? weep weep......I've got the hair.

 

Whatever you wanna think hun. *patpat* maybe some day...

 

Actually I was serious....its about an inch and a half shorter than his hair on the Absolutely Live cd. Its just flat

 

lol... aww.. OH! do what I do!! Tease it! If I can get this goddamn camera to work I'll show ya how big and cool it gets. of course, yers prolly won't look like Jim's, but, it'll still look cool...

 

say whaa? i have no idea what you're talking about....

 

ahh dammit, you boys never know nothing about that! you take yer hair from the bottom, and comb it upwards real fast till it's big.

 

I do this somewhat, but the knots never stay. I'm gonna try it with a comb instead of my fingers....thanks for the tip

 

Ed is the expert on Jim Morrison.

 

Excuse me? She's the expert on hair, not Jim. bitch


Haha, that guy is gonna be pissed when he finds out all the replies in this topic were about hair...if he was even telling the truth that is.

 

Jailmate???