Fuckin weird shit.

Ok fucked up sshit during this week at school. A couple weeks ago the office said I had to go see the guidance counselor, so I did. Then it happened a few days later now they want to see me once a week to come in and discuss things, they called a social worker in last week and were asking me what my hobbies were so I made up a bullshit story about how I like to design websites (I couldn't to save my life).

This one teacher latley has been watching me and whenever I ask to go to the washroom she insists I leave my backpack in the room (theres bud in it so I'm obviously not going to). And I'll just tell her that I'd rather bring it with me. Then theres this one kid who looks kinda creepy and has a a lisp and everyone thinks he's gay (not that theres anything wrong with that) and no one talks to him. So one day I ask him for a piece of paper and then all of a sudden the kid wont shut the fuck up, so I'm just sitting there waiting for him to stop but he never did, so the next day the teacher makes us work in groups and she says "(my name) why dont you go work with Alex (the weird kid) and Steve (some guy who I dont know). Then I realize SHIIIIT I told this kid a day ago how if he ever needs weed just ask me, and then the guidance counselor starts having meetings with me... This kid just might be a rat..

Then in one of my other classes I sell dope in the room all the time, the teachers cool and doesn't care. He's in a band and when I heard some of his music I imeddiatley thought "this guy must smoke dope" And I'm pretty sure he does. Once he sniffed a marker and said "ooh I'm catching a buzz... Well and he always quotes things from Cheech & Chong movies... And he lets us watch the trailer park boys in class... But I'm always wondering, maybe this guys just pretending to be cool so I'll do all of this stuff and then I'll get busted one day.

And another fucked up thing is I was walking around trying to find a place to smoke a joint at lunch and I went through an alley and these kids were there and told me to come join their circle. As I'm walking up I notice these kids are fuckin gay and think I'm not givin these kids a toke. So they smoke their joint (between 4 kids lol) and as soon as I light mine it starts to canoe (it's supposed to because it's a Randy, a type of paper that has a wire in it and the canoe fixes itself after a toke or two.) But the kids are like haha you cant light a joint then I explain the paper and they dont believe that theres a wire in it, so I had to show them the god damn wire and then they said I put the wire in there. I told the kids they were fuckin idiots and then I realized I passed the joint (it's a reflex lol) and I said hey man give that back, so the I go to grab it and then he pulls it back and takes a toke and I said "your fuckin howls man" and then I can plainly see the kid catassed it (got it wet) and I just swore at him or something. Then I took their joint and took a huge toke out of it (and I made sure I catassed it good) and passed it back. Then these kids start goin on about how that one of the kids is gonna be my mentor, and I just rolled my eyes and smoked my joint. Then one fucking kid was making these weird fuckin noises and bending up and down so I told him to stop because it was anoying and then he stared yelling BOP! so I pushed him and he fell over and the other kids laughed And I said "ya it's really funny I just pushed your friend over and you guys laugh."

I got way off topic god damnit. Atleast I stole one of those stupid kids lighters, and they said they'd buy of me from now on as long as I seshed with them..... Looks like I'm gonna have to start bringing .4's and .8's for them lol.

 

I gotta stop making threads at 2 in the morning. They only get like 10 views...

I post shit about a hot dog at 3 pm and it gets 100 lol

 

well those kids were gay, you should just ditched those faggots and smoked ur own j. dumb kids niggerlippin ur j and shit.

 

niggerlipping gay fags huh

 

don't bring weed with you one day, or keep it in a change purse in your pocket (they have those oval ones that you squeeze to open, not girlie at all) and make a big angry sign for that teacher. go to the bathroom, leaving an obscene corner sticking out, and just wait. when they send you to the counselor, tell them she shouldnt be looking through your stuff, its an invasion of privacy.

But yeah, and you gotta watch out dealing at school. you should arrange at school to deal after, that way they cant say you are doing it on school property.

And I like hotdogs at 3 pm or 2 am .

 

As for the gay kid... he might be a snitch... so just keep it safe around him.

The "stoner teacher" is not out to get you... if he wanted to get you busted, he wouldn't do it by making you guys watch trailer park boys.

And yeah, those kids seem like a bunch of fags.

 

don't sell weed in school


those kids sound like morons lol

 

i had a run in with a narc.
how come narcs are losers and have like no friends and shit and have to like strech shit to get info.
i was talking to this kid(hes in one of my classes and real weird) and he knows i smoke weed, everyone knows i smoke weed, even one of my teaches know. but so he has a credit card and i wanted to get some shit off a website so i was willing to put up money and get get some shit with him. o he starts asking me about my other friends (mu smoking friends) and asks me this question "who is the biggest smoker you know? is (smoking frined) the biggest?" so i didnt notice it until like a day later and i tld his someone, who got searched like a day later(i thought he was cool, but it sems i was wrong) so luckily the kid had nothing on him(all in his car which is parked off campus so they couldnt touch it) and then i put them together and immediatly stopp talking to the kid, who now sits next to me at lunch, is really wierd and always tries to feel up my girlfriend, i never same more than yea, or unhuh or just walk away/ignore him so narcs suck. dont bring wed to school for now one cuz yor in a system and marked as a pot smoker whether you like it or not, and there is nothing you cn do so hey will look for anything to bust you on. so i would stop selling(all together but atlest t school) and i would never bring any narcotic or paraphinilia(pipe, bong, paper,scale,grinder,anything) to school. dont gt busted.

 

haha ur teacher sounds a lot like my P.E. coach. everybody, including the teachers, no me and my friends do drugs but we never take them to school so they cant kick us out. hell they have to know since my rehab has to have my grades to make sure i have above a 2.0. anyways as i was saying my coach is always pretending to be taking bong rips and joint hits and he often tells the story of time he almost got caught with a trash bag full of weed, and he nicked named me mushroom head. me n him are always talking about his college days and how he loved qualudes or something. hes great.

those kids sound like completely immature stoners who really do need to put down the joint and pick up a god dam book.

 

shit man. i say ideally dont deal in school... but you wont so never mind. i would say keep your shit on you. do you have to wear uniforms? if yes and if you were a blazer you can genrally cut a hole in the lining and have ample space to stash whatever. if not and you were home clothes then same thing really find a coat or a jacket cut a slit in the lining (you cant always do this).

 

Why do they keep calling you to the office?
And that teacher trying to pilfer through your stuff is a bitch.

 

I've never really had to deal with a narc before...Those kids sound like a bunch of immature wankers...How old are they? they sound like they're fucking 12.

 

i tell you what man at my old high school there was this new art teacher and it was like the first day of school and they fucked up my classes and i ended up coming to art late and he acted all cool and shit and he told me i reminded him of a stoner and i denided it of corse.and he kept on harping on it so i was like yeah man whatever.but i thought he was a undercover cop cause the school was bad but,i quit taking bud to school cause of it and got real parinoid cause he was always asking me questions about weed and where i got it from but of corse i always said it was a question you just dont ask.but he wasent no narc cause i ended up being like best friends with him.but man you got to watch out cause when your at school your 4th amendment is GONE they can serch you when ever they want for real.yeah it was weird cause he new when i would come to school stoned.but come to find out he was just curious.

 

Shit I dont know what to do now, the kid is either a narc or he actually is just sad. It's like I'm the only person he trusts to talk too (I have no idea why) because he told me that he had to good in school because his dads in the hospital because he had a stroke, and as soon as he said that I felt like either it's a plan or I'm just paranoid.

I did find it weird how the teacher let the other two kids (another kid is in the group now) leave the class so they could go to mcdonalds, and how every other person in the class left to go hand out surveys, but she made sure that I stayed in the room with him. Like this is a trap or else I just happen to have weird things happen to me.