Favorite drug dealer =]

so I called this guy up yesterday.(.he's not who I usually call with weed but he has pretty decent shit) after I found out I'm grounded for 2-3 weeks (no stepping foot outside of the house)
and I asked him to come to my front door at like midnight and slip some weed under the mail slot for me.

I left a $20 bill there.
At first I was scared he was just going to take it and leave, but he left me a napkin and when I opened it there were 6 bags instead of 4! (each little bag is $5 from him)

he was so sweet, afterwards he texted me and he was like "in da door..have fun"

I think he hooked me up cause he knew I got arrested that day and now I'm grounded forever.

I smoked 1 bag last night and the rest is hidden behind my bob marley painting on my wall =]
but I'm not smoking again until 4/20, once I run out of this weed.

PS has anyone heard of root beer weed? that was what we were smoking when we got busted. It was like grown soaked in rootbeer so it tasted like soda. It was weird.

 

ive never heard of a dealer just selling nicks, anyone else think thats strange

 

in the 70s we would go to the projects an get nickel bags(ya can guess what we called them lol ).. as i recall it was like 3 joints after ya cleaned the stems an seeds outta it for 5 bucks..

 

these would only fill like 2 joints.
yeah, my main weed man doesn't sell nicks.
this guy usually doesn't. he's always really nice to me for some reason.

 

maybe he thinks ya gotta real perty mouth? SQUEAL LIKE A PIG.. SQUEAL!! SQUEAL!!!

LOL

 

oops just saw ya was a female.. well same difference possibly even the same orifices lol..

 

Thats awesome. I have a couple people who sell nickel bags. Not to me however. I never buy anything less than a qp at a time of regs. I have 5 dealers for pot, but I do have two favorites who I use the most. One is my shwagg to high mids dealer, who is quick and delivers, but unless you expressly tell him you will weigh the bag when you get it, he tries to short ya. he thinks he's smart. like i dont weigh my shit. My favorite favorite is my shwagg to exotics dealer. She is a girl which rocks, she delivers as well, always hooks it up fat, and cheap, cheaper than the prices everyone else gives me. its come to the point that after a few months I didnt even weigh what she sold me coz she has never shorted me. whenever she gets new shit in, she comes over and have a tasting session of everything shes got so i can choose what I want. when she does come over to sell me weed, i always try before i buy, and she rolls a fat joint and smokes it with me. If she sells me something i dont like, she will exchange it. no bullshit. ever.

 

^Damn dude I wish I had a dealer like that! Thats awesome!!!

 

I know. I like her alot. she kicks ass. she deals some of the best dankest shit Ive ever come across. thanks to her, I have been flying mightly hiiigh.. she actually cares.

 

yeah i got a guy like that.
anytime he gets good exotic or some headies he lets me try a bong load and then decide from there.

awesome as hell

 

Yeah. I plan on keeping her in my life for a good long while.

 

Damn and I thought it was cool that my guy usually has a blunt burning of whatever good shit he's selling so I could sample it.

 

lol i havent met someone who sells nickle bags since like freshman year... just kids who walk around school with like a half o or so bagged all up in nickle bags. hand them 10 bux, they hand you two bags, right in the middle of class lol

 

Lol I know what you mean about the school exchange. This year I actually gave my friend ten dollars and the next second I was handed a nice folded up piece of paper. Went home and realized he hooked me up with about a gram and a half of some of the dankest weed I have smoked, for 10$. It was a nice surprise.

 

lol. my favourite dealer (best shit in london guarenteed) hes a really cool guy but always atleast 40minutes late to any meeting you set up. his weed this is always almost flurescent green with a really really strong smell (i cant open it in a room without atleast 2hours for the smell to clear out let alone smoking it), its always real sticky and shiny with all the crystals and lots of good 1cm bright orange hairs. gotta love some sticky icky.

 

My favorite dealer is also one of my best friends. He's from Africa. The last dime I bought from him ($10) weighed on the 4.5 grams... so hell yeah

 

What the fuck, how do you get 4.5 gs for $10?

 

I'm trying to guess what you called them...since you aint saying it and you LOL'd. you probably said nigga bags?

 

I guess because we're just really good friends... I told him hell naw just give me regular 2 grams but he insisted on me having the fat sack.

 

say your good friend paid 3,400 for a lb headies. if he's nice, he'll markup 2-3 bucks and sell you fat 1/8ths for 10 bucks

but the likelyhood of that happening are few and far between... but not unrelialistic by any means