Your finger is not a dick

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Bronson, Mar 30, 2008.

  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    My friends are the stupidest pieces of shit on this planet.

    One of my friends was talking to me and he said that he might have gotten his girlfriend pregnant. I told him he should have used a condom and he told me he didn't have sex with her.

    He didn't have sex with her?

    He said that a week ago while he was making out with her, he brushed a precum stain on his pants and then fingered his girlfriend on her bed with that hand. He now thinks that he might have gotten her pregnant from that.

    Jesus christ, what is wrong with these people?
     
  2. Cutted

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    Precum can contain sperm if the guy had ejaculated a few hours or less earlier, ands had not urinated in between. After ejaculation, some semen and sperm remains in the urethra until flushed out by the next urination. So there is a chance that the precum, which enters the urethra from near the prostate, could have picked up some sperm on the way out. But since sperm does not like exposure to air, it could well have been dead by the time the finger got in the vagina. Pregnancy is highly unlikely, but not impossible.
     
  3. HappyHour94

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    wow thats ridiculous!
     
  4. Vana

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    How old is that idiot?!
     
  5. soldier362

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    lol
     
  6. Spiritawakening

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    The chances are about 1 in a million! Haha that pretty damn funny!
     
  7. deleted

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    yeah not impossible, and your freind isnt stupid if he believed in this probability, but he is stupid if he put his finger loaded with semen into a vaginia and didnt expect pregnancy......
     
  8. Musikero

    Musikero Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    He wasn't stupid for thinking about that probability, he was stupid for NOT thinking about it before fingering his girlfriend.
     
  9. Cutted

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    Since every time you ejaculate, there are about 300 million of the little tadpoles swimming around, the odds are reduced to 1 in 300.
     
  10. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    Lol the OP is the most pathetic person ever. Bitching behind his friends back to a bunch of people he doesnt know for his own enjoyment. Well done fuckbag.
     

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