Wash your hands, you stupid bitch!

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  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    I went skiing the other day in Colorado and I happened to stop at the grill at the top of the gondola. I go in for a cheeseburger and I see that the person making them isn't wearing gloves.

    She is touching the burger without gloves.

    What the fuck! So I start saying stuff outloud like "Why isn't she wearing gloves?" and everyone beside me was giving me this "Who gives a shit" look.


    Would it not disturb you that this dumb **** was touching your burger with no gloves on?

    Discuss....
     
    Bronson, Apr 1, 2008
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  3. Beckner420

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    If she was somewhat good looking id let it slip.

    Some fat custy bitch, then id get a bit angry.
     
    Beckner420, Apr 1, 2008
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  5. seamonster66

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    are you really so stupid to think everyone that cooks food wears gloves?
     
    seamonster66, Apr 1, 2008
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  7. mystical_shroom

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    The only solution that I see here would be to finger your anus and then give her the gift of scent...
     
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  9. zen_arcade

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    I already got AIDS, the fuck I care.
     
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  11. lode

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    That's why I only eat fast food. I know it was cooked with the quality and reliability of corporate America.
     
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  13. jerry420

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    thats fascinating....
     
    jerry420, Apr 1, 2008
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  15. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Seriously?
     
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  17. zen_arcade

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    no.
     
    zen_arcade, Apr 1, 2008
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  19. BraveSirRubin

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    I never wear gloves as I cook.

    So you don't get to eat my falafel! Ha!
     
    BraveSirRubin, Apr 1, 2008
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  21. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    LOL!

    Tru dat.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Apr 1, 2008
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  23. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    Ah its just a hamburger its not like its gonna kill you
     
    bandbeyondescription, Apr 1, 2008
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  25. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    Ah its just a hamburger its not like its gonna kill you.
     
    bandbeyondescription, Apr 1, 2008
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  27. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    who cares man...its being cooked
     
    fitzy21, Apr 1, 2008
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  29. mystical_shroom

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    pfft, who eats cooked meat anyways nowadays.. That is so 2003...
     
    mystical_shroom, Apr 1, 2008
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  31. zen_arcade

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    like making fun of Bush?
     
    zen_arcade, Apr 1, 2008
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  33. seamonster66

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    Like worshipping Radiohead?
     
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  35. Suib

    Suib Musical Journeyman

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    Yeah its really no big deal. It happens all the time.
     
    Suib, Apr 1, 2008
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  37. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    Its weird touching meat make her a stupid bitch:D
     
    bandbeyondescription, Apr 1, 2008
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  39. zen_arcade

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    that's more like 97-01.
     
    zen_arcade, Apr 1, 2008
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