Questions about the Republic of Chad

Oh no? Well we can reach speeds upwards of 15mph! Not so confident now, are you?

 

We are undone....

 

Chad wishes you all a happy 2008...

 

Chad has 55 airports, of which 7 have paved runways. That's right, look impressed.

 

How many planes does it have?

 

Six.



I'm joking, we only have two.

 

I read this whole topic.

How impressed are the people of Chad?? on a scale of flabbergastidly impressed to people. People being really impressed, and flabbergastidly impressed being really impressed.

 

How many aeroplanes?

 

How is breaking wind in public viewed in Chad? Is it ignored, shrugged off, laughed at or thoroughly embarassing?

 

Who named the country Chad? Do they have a national flower? Do they have good soil? Famous songs/ singers?

 

Do Chadians have their younger generation sporting track suites, trainers with the trouser bottoms tucked into a pair of white sport socks, mobile phones with noise coming out as loud as possible and can be found hanging around bus stops?

 

Has anyone on here been to Chad?

 

The spirit of ian wasn't with us back in these days, surely!? Did mellowthyme (RIP) have psychic power? *rubs chin*

 

Chadians were perhaps the first Ians. And yes rest in peace mellowthyme, another one dead. We salute you!

 

Has anyone in Chad ever read the Nottinghamshire newspaper The Chad? (or just looked at the pictures like the UKian buyers do)
http://www.chad.co.uk/

 

Chad owes me money, he's just another dead beat neighbor, he also wanted to use my lawn mower yesterday, the nerve of some people !!!!

Peace

 

Chad does not owe you money, you owe Chad money. We invade you!

 

Well come on, just bring back my damn hedge trimmers when you show up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace

 

Does Chad ever actually answer any questions?:toetap05:

 

Yeah, he says I'll pay you back Friday..

Peace