the off-topic thread

I posted that in the wrong thread Hahaha, thats how bloody tired i am

Good one me

 

Is it ok to jump the hierarchy? Can you go from not speaking to some of the ranks but instead go straight to the top? What kind of situations would warrant such a jump? Would the top be interested or tell you to go lower down? Why don't people tell you these things? Does it really matter? I don't know.....

 

Oh forget Simon Cowell....Jack Ellis!! There is something very attractiuve about the older man, especially is they have a bad streak in them!

 

I look forward to death.


I have just run out of Penguins. It kept me going for a day. The jokes were crap: What did the mother penguin say to the child penguin? Beaker careful out there. Or, Where do penguins go to dance? At a snowball. My appetite is now waning.

 

well.. im back in good ol' england
i need to clean my room.. and do my hwk, and practice guitar and all that shoooop...

 

I am still looking forward to death, archaic ruins and next delivery of Frankenstein's ashes.

 

I think I may head to Hyde park again, maybe bring some bread and nuts for the animals. Maybe a book. But what coat to wear? I have a headache now as well, I think work is doing my head in and it has only been 8 weeks so far. Well at least I am not there now until Friday when the boss man may speak to me.

 

Are you sure the ducks will appreciate that:uhoh2:

 

maybe if its a picture book - everyone loves picture books... Even if they do quack alot and have feathers all over except inside them and on their feet and eyes... i think.

 

Their beaks don't have feathers.

 

Mmmm baileys in a chocolate cup.... what could be better!

 

CONSPIRACY!
insert sad music. :nopity:

 

my nose feels funny but its really not funny at all which reminds me of a rhyme/poem/thing I read in a joke book (for that childrens hospital - great ormand street?? i dunno...) and me and my brother found it SO funny... we were young[er] eh...

when you're dancing with your hunny
and his nose is really runny
do not think its very funny
because IT' S NOT!

if ya get it from that..

 

That is a terrible rhyme/ poem/thing! But children would love it.... actually some people on here might love it too!

 

Oww, I've bruised my heel! and there's someone in the bathroom and I need to blow my nose.

 

i just blew my nose... An alien reading this might think my nose actually literally blew off and then when they read this bit realise it wasnt and so to you Mr/Mrs/Thing Alien i say You're welcome

And its a lovely rhyme! Its the only joke i remembered in there.

 

I had a nose bleed this morning, think I must bash my nose in the night. And it was quite violent too, irritating cos the sparkies turned up and I was in my pyjamas.

 

Sparkies?!

 

Electricians, they literally moved every movable thing in my house.

 

Oh right! I'm really not with it!