Unprotected Sex

Oh god ...

so last night I went downstairs to my neighbours apartment (she's black, 8.7 in looks) ... and well we got to talking, laughing, and a lot of drinking (she has this kick ass contraption that automatically serves you alcohol, who could resist!) ... so later I plop down on her couch and she just gets on top of me and starts giggling, I go along with it and start touching and rubbing her back a bit, next thing you know we're down on the floor making out hardcore. So she goes and grabs a condom but fuck sakes, I'm nervous. My penis just wouldn't comply ... so after 3 failed condoms, we decided to do it without one (I'm 25, she's 31, she has a child, he was in the other room sleeping ... i know) But she's only been with 3 guys, she's clean, and she was going to take the morning after pill ... so we ended up doing it, let's just say, 1 minute man I was just too nervous, such an uncomfortable timing ... but we end up doing it pathetically and I leave. This morning I go back downstairs, we start watching that stupid movie with those black guys where one of them pretends to be a baby, fucking gay film, but we end up doing it again ... without a condom, and let's just say, 30 second man ... she just wanted it so badly, and I was doing good for the first half ... of a minute, but she wanted it again and I cummed right when she said ... "oh ... oh god don't cum) ... too fucking late, worst feeling of my life. Later we end up cuddling, which I liked (100x more than the sex), but she wanted it again, and I just couldn't. So I end up eating her out (DISGUSTING!!!), and I still couldn't get hard (especially after that! ewwww), so yeah we end up cuddling a bit more and we depart our ways. So here I am now, feeling god knows what, expressing my frustration, humiliation and fear of a fonsecawalls junior ...

 

its totally her fault you came in that short period of time

don't beat yourself up. remember, its her fault

 

It's okay Bronson. Not all women care about how good the sex is. Some just like you for your personality.

Not many though.

 

you answered your question... just relax

on that note I heard something on the radio about 30% of black folks having an STD, it was something less for white folks... "STD" was a very broad statement in that study... I'm sure the facts can be further researched.

btw this was *while* enjoying sex without the plastic loveshield... this was across the, well, I wasn't watchin the clock lol but I heard it over and over throughout the night.

It was very hard to not L M F A O at the situation....

Back to a useful post...

don't be scurred to research, and really dissect porn... oldschool (pre viagra) stuff is better... they say nerds make excellent lovers, in fact I think I heard that on here

http://www.infosex.com/sex-tips.htm

More importantly, practice makes perfect...

Sounds like she wouldnt mind practicing alot, tell her your goals and I bet she works with you and enjoys it even more in the meantime ... this is assuming you grow some sort of relationship.

 

pfft, since when do people still use condoms...losers..

 

I had unprotected once, i made sure i pulled out though.

And eating box is not disgusting.

 

eating box, that's one I've never heard... Thanks internet, you teach me so much..

spray lysol before bronson, can't go wrong there buddy, kills bacteria and odor at the same time..

 

err first of all bronson... pull out before you cum. and if you're only lasting a minute, you really should think about baseball or something other than your dick in her vagina.

and cranky, i'm pretty sure a lot of the black people in that statistic live in sub-saharan africa.

 

How about munching the kitten fantastic.

 

or Jam With Her clam.

 

or faceplanting on the hairball express....lame, I know...I tried though, I really did...

 

my favorite term for sex is Smashing fruit.

 

smashing fruit? that is extremely interesting... "hey baby, you want take this upstairs and smash some fruit" that's a smooth line...I bet panties are already getting wet...

 

Was an American study.

http://health.usnews.com/usnews/hea...-girls-has-a-sexually-transmitted-disease.htm

i call it fear mongering... The great majority of the std's are very minor... not 1 in 4 teenage girls has aids...

But to a mindless parent reading that, its probably shocking, and thats probably the point.

 

go ahead and cut off that cock since it doesn't work

 

I bet it could work...

In fact I bet it has already worked many, many times.

Properly placed, "Hey baby, I've got crabs" may score one for the sausage.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats got to be the funniest thing I've ever read!!!

 

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pfft, tattletale...

 

There are plenty of people with more than one user name.

Bronson did him some fork tongue on the black hottie.

Bet she will be back for more.