Oh, my god ya'll, its so sad. Old lady is having her birthday party, and there's a total of like Nine people, six of whom she doesnt even remember, four she's never met. They crowded around her and sang a bad rendition of a half-hearted happy birthay song. she just smiled blankly and tried to blow her candles out. To top it off, her kid made THE worst "punch" ever. She uses lime sherbert, ginger ale and pineapple juice. Its sooooooooooooooooo gross.. nobody drank it last year, and she made it again this year, and still no one is drinking it. she got mad coz I set out some sprite cans.. haha This is what 99 years gets you. I never wanna be in her place. If I manage to hit 80, somebody shoot me. it started at 3:00 pm, it is now 3:29 and people are already leaving..
I bet her 100th will be the party of the century!!! i would drink as much as i could on my 100th. it might kill me, but id be 100, so who cares?! on your 21st you try not to die. on your 100th, why not go out with a bang, i think shes just going for numbers now....
if your old lady (im assuminbg mom) lived to see 99 are you gonns br durprised tha t she is acting like shes about to die? im sure this guy could' ve lost her years ago. its sad to say, but it sounds like old realative burden syndrome to me.
yeah, I had nothing to do. There was just a bunch of people in her room, and I didnt need to be in there, so i was in the kitchen. They all finally left by 5, and I got stoned and ate a bunch of birthday cake. they brought her a bunch of flowers. Ima give her some beer. she likes beer, it will make her day.
Haha... Then she would lose her job... But yeah, weed is what makes all crappy parties worth it, so at least there were some good times afterwards
i had some of that sherbert punch today! omg i loved it! it didn't have ginger ale and pineapple juice in it, i think it was just sprite and sherbert.
Oh that is so sad. There is something to be said for a quick death. I will never make it to 80 years old. I will be amazed if I make it to my 70's. Well at least the birthday party with strangers is over. Get good and stoned!
Yeah, in case it wasnt clear, I take care of the Old Lady. Its my job. Wow, Im so high.. she liked her three sips of beer. That was my little gift to her. her kid has such a big stick up her ass, she wont buy her beer, but will buy her this nasty blackberry dessert wine. If Im 99 and I want a fucking beer, I will have me a fucking beer. hahaha she is passed out, wont wake till tomorrow round 9.. got the rest of the night to myself.. I lurves my job. mmmmmm beer.. and weed.. and munchies.. hahaha ima go bump that thread.. over in the.. ya know...
