If you were an astronaut...

What would you take with you that you'd least like to have float behind you in zero gravity while on a TV broadcast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO24laozD0A

 

I can't believe I've had 13 views but not one reply. You guys suck.

 

I would say my weed.

Becase if they saw it floating behind me I would have a piss test waiting for me on earth.

 

Haha, I think it would be insanely hard to break shit up without gravity.

 

Yea I would have to pre roll joints or bring brownies.

I wont leave earth without it.

 

Brownies would be the best idea cuz I don't think fire would be a good idea. I think that fire is a no-no in space.

 

Well brownies or I could get the engineers at NASA to design a really cool vaporizer that has a stash box on the bottom that releases pot and blows it on to a heating element and... hell they are engineers..they can figure it out.

But yea fire would be a bad idea.

 

This thread brought up the thought in my mind that astronauts probably aren't smokers.

 

internet access and my picture and music making programs. i wouldn't try to take model trains of course, too much space for the layout, too much loose bits from the scenery to go floating arround in the air, and of course the trains wouldn't stay on the track in micro-gravity. but everything inside the recreational computers, the personal ones, would work just fine and not take up an excess of space. including realistic land surface infrastructure sims.

reference materials too of course, they likewise in opto/magnetic storage one the computer(s).

well obviously i'd want air, food, and water, and a reasonably comfortable thermal range. all those things neccessary to the survival of the body.

but the recreational software on the computere(s) would be just as essential for the survival of the mind on extended voyaging.

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They allow you to bring some personal stuff up there. Shannon Lucid, who was on the Russian Mir space station for six months in the 90s, liked M&Ms. They'd bring her up a new pack on the cargo ship every so often.

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i didn't see the "while on a tv broadcast" part. me bad only just now reading the op.

i really can't think of anything i'd want to take i wouldn't want anyone to see. i'm not even real sure that makes a whole lot of sense.

i mean i can imagine someone being embarassed by one of those portable vagina simulators or if i was a girl, maybe a hello kitty vibrator or something like that.

i just can't imagine actually wanting to take anything like that with me.

obviously you wouldn't want the waste containment packaging to hit the ventilation circulation mechanism. litterally. i think something like that may have actually happened once.

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I would definitely have to bring some masturbation material for an extended trip and I'd be pretty embarrassed if everybody at home saw pictures of lode in only suspenders and cowboy boots floating behind me on a live broadcast.:&
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acid? better way to see aliens

 

it must have been realy dissapointing wjhen she got back to earth only to discover that she couldnt float around all the time

 

My laptop, I think.

 

That David Bowie blow-up doll sure as hell ain't mine.

 

No jokes, I SO saw that in the clubs on saturday!!! He was a big hit with the ladies

And if he does belong to you (which you furiously deny, but we all know the truth), I wonder why he was a bigger hit with the ladies than you. I wonder if you're not telling us something... :leaving:

 

I am an astronaut, everything floats around me.

 

M&Ms and a bag of Spitz.

I've seen E.T. and X-Files episodes, man.

 

Okay, so how many people have actually watched the video? I swear you should, it's funny.