God Damn.

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  1. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I just go suspended from school.

    You know what pisses me off? Those stupid fucking kids who go around wearing pot leaf hats and shirts.

    A kid came up to me today looking for bud with a pot leaf hat and a weed shirt. I said "what the fuck are you doing, you do know weeds ilegal right? Cops are looking for idiots like you too bust" He said yea man it's shit eh? and I said "Are you trying to get me busted? Take that stupid fucking hat off and do your coat up and then I'll sell you some weed" He took it off and did his coat up and I sold him the shit.

    So I go to next class. Office calls me down, so they say "So who's your friend with all the marijuana clothing?" I think That kid better not have gotten caught.

    Turns out he got caught behind the school smoking out of a big bong. Like how fucking stupid do you have to be to smoke out of a bong in plain view?? Like it just boggles my mind how dumb someone can be. Luckily the didnt search me because they had no solid proof I did it, but I did get suspended because they found out I skipped one class last week.

    So all because this kid got caught they had to ask me about it and then noticed I missed a class and suspended me, there not supposed to suspend you for just one missed class.. So I'm pissed now.

    I dont have anything against people that wear those clothes it's just that it's really annoying when they wear them to school and when their buying weed.

    Im not dealing at school anymore, I'll just let my friends keep doing it for me because their dumb and don't care if they get caught.
     
  2. wutthe4k

    wutthe4k Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    that sucks man i'd punch that kid out he doesnt sound like he even has half a brain
     
  3. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    Well today i got suspended for 5 weeks for tellin a joke. I was like "Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken". Can you believe that? Suspended 5 weeks because i have a long prior record of doing other shit so i guess this was my last chance to not fuck up..and i did. so pissed off right now...i feel your pain.
     
  4. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    That isn't even that rude!
     
  5. High_Times_w_Kumar

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    thats some of funniest shit ive heard today.
     
  6. Stonertower420

    Stonertower420 Senior Member

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    That sucks. Cops and principals are a lot more lax over here. If your walking around even way after the bell, usually no one gives a fuck. If they find out that you skipped even like a day ago they won't even give a shit. They are cracking down on trees though. We even have DT's now, but they don't give a fuck either.
     
  7. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    im using that joke
     
  8. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    hahaha go for it. Only like 2 people even laughed at that joke so its not like the whole class cracked up laughing, which was disappointing since i had everybody's attention. I thought it was funny though..which unfortunately isn't the idea of telling a joke.
     
  9. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    its not funny in my opinion, but its not offensive.

    and dealing at school isn't wise. don't sell to that guy anymore, because hes dumb.
     
  10. PharmaPhunk

    PharmaPhunk Banned

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    He must be easily intimidated or something, I would never rat someone out for selling me x drug. I'd rather take the suspension then get my ass beat for several weeks.
     
  11. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    I dont even know if I'll do anything to him, he's a year younger than me and way smaller. So it would be totally unfair and make me look bad for fighting some kid who I'm twice the size of.
     
  12. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    lmfao, I am using that tomorrow. Enjoy your 5 weeks. What did your parents say?
     
  13. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    If I was one of his parents I'd be flipping out on the school for suspended a kid for saying that. Like it's not like he said a racist word or something.
     
  14. obs82

    obs82 Member

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    man that sucks. sorry to hear this. i find doing/dealing drugs is a lot like driving. its' not you, that you have to worry about. it's the other assholes on the road.
    you sound like you got your shit together, so i'd say just tighten shit up at school. you're the one holding the weed. just make up some ground rules if ppl wanna buy.
     
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