What is grosser than finding a dead mouse under the sink?

i saw that mouse bread just now as i was eating a sammich and close to finishing it...kinda makes me want to make another sammich

i'm hungry

 

be glad you didnt find a dead body in your basement or (godfather style) horse head in youre bed (haha i pulled a seuss). my mom bought a mouse trap that doesnt kill the mouse but lures the mouse in and makes it so it cant get out and i forgot about it and when i checked there was a half decayed black rotten mouse corpse crawling with maggots (now make another sammich ) we didnt use the trap again needless to say.

 

I could tell you a lot of things grosser that finding a dead mouse under the sink buck.

 

oh yeah, there was also that sheep we had whose ass died and got infested with maggots

 

yo JDubs, i think your wife stole my sandals! jk man lol

 

Walking out of the front door barefooted to step on rabbit innards. I tell ya hearts and intestines feel nasty when squishing between your toes. :ack:

 

omg im disgusted

I need a big man around to kill my spiders cause I scream wen I have to do it

 

I touched a hard thing with fur on it and promptly vomited. Still dont know what it was.

 

EWWWWWWW I hate hard things with fur on them ahahaha


ewwwww i hate rodents aagggghhhhh

 

uke:

 

I/d say finding a dead moose under your sink would be grosser...and creepier.

 

penis?

 

i don't kill spiders. i usually name them and let them roam around

 

I can recognize those.

 

not mine... uke:

 

Is yours hard and furry?

 

it's getting there

 

I thought you'd be finished puberty by now.

 

i thought that typically occurred between 24 and 30...

 

Just keep pulling on it undies, it'll grow...