The Student Dream Aptitude Test:

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by SelfControl, Sep 27, 2004.

  1. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    LINK

    I made this with a mate over MSN at about 4 in the morning. Can someone please take it, to justify my not sleeping/fucking/wanking/whatever for that period of time?
     
  2. the_river_daughter

    the_river_daughter rebel scum

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    god damn it! im a painfully average student...
     
  3. Spyder

    Spyder La dah de dah

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    wow im 80% student rockin' i think i missed the other 20% cos i havent "nailed some freshers" yet
     
  4. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    I've been nailed as a fresher, probably should've put that in there. But I did better than I expected to, don't really feel like I'm living the dream.
     
  5. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    hell yea! an 80%! I must be doing something right...

    Holly
     
  6. Alomiakoda

    Alomiakoda Boniface McSporran

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    Living the Dream
    Congratulations! You scored 70%!

    Yeah, that's the stuff: the Student Dream is in yr soul and in yr life! You get hammered well, plan sexual encounters which will naturally never come to fruition, and you've probably microwaved a bunch of wacky stuff. Keep at it though; the Student Dream can't live itself - it needs YOU!
     
  7. Hippie_Girl

    Hippie_Girl Innit!

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    Mine was in the high 50s :) I think I must have to be a student first to actually take the test... damn graduating this year! :p
     
  8. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    Nah, it only affects the first question, everything else is hypothetical.
     
  9. Paul

    Paul Cheap and Cheerful

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    I can't get the link to work
     
  10. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

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    Me too:p

    I got 39%

    hahhaa.. peas in a pod wench!!
     
  11. SharyBobbins

    SharyBobbins QPR Football Fan

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    Painfully Average
    Congratulations! You scored 55%!


    You've at least heard of the Student Dream, but aren't really putting the effort in. Your problem is more than likely a misguided belief in moderation. You know that nagging voice in your brain that reminds you you have a lecture tomorrow? Well, alcohol causes brain damage, so take up thy keg and funnel and drown the bugger! Find a wise sensei/second year to tutor you and the Student Dream may yet be in your sight.
     

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