What to do with a cheating husband

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by colloquialone, Sep 26, 2004.

  1. colloquialone

    colloquialone Member

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    Wait till the asshole mother fucker goes into a drunk induced coma, make an incision in nut sack, remove tesitcles, open superglue, place a drop or two on the forehead of cheating bastard, place testicles on top of glue and press, then bandage him up because you want him to live to see himself in the mirror the next day.
     
  2. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    er, or you could just um... get a divorce?
     
  3. boringtree

    boringtree Custom User Title

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    cook his penis and hand it to him for breakfast, sista
     
  4. cousinit

    cousinit Member

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    speeking on behalf of all the guys here, pleese leeve his mr willy intact.
    you can torcher him, rip his heart with spoon, or boil him oil for all I care, doubt it would bother anyone in the least, as hes just liar and a cheat.

    but pleese leave his mr willy alone, he aint a man without it
     
  5. kppdlevel1

    kppdlevel1 Member

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    I couldn't have said it better myself.
     
  6. lostdazedintime

    lostdazedintime Fucked in the head

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    and take his car and house and money and so on
     
  7. Down_In_It

    Down_In_It Member

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    Physical tourchure sucks! Mind fuck him! Drive him nuts then have him commited into a mental hospital... that'll show him!
     
  8. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    It's Hikaru's opinion that a man who can't handle his manhood responsibly doesn't deserve to have one at all.

    Now, he's not saying go and REMOVE it, but ...
     
  9. Down_In_It

    Down_In_It Member

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    But?!?!? :d
     
  10. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    castrate him??
     
  11. Down_In_It

    Down_In_It Member

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    Hmmm.... What about a drop of super glue down his uretha (Can't spell it! err... Piss hole!)? That's not cutting anything off... just blocking it up haha! :D
     
  12. colloquialone

    colloquialone Member

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    Sorry guys, I let my anger get the best of me, trust that I will never harm a sole on this planet no matter what they do to me. It's what he's done to my kids that makes me so utterly sick. I try real hard not to hate other people and I don't hate him I just had to express myself. I would never do that. I would never do what he's done to me, cheat and then serve me with divorce papers two days before my birthday. I think I have a right to be mad but I'll get over it. I don't hate all men either, I know you aren't all fucked up like he is.
     
  13. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Don't apologize! You had a great idea! :)

    It sucks that you can't always do to people what they actually deserve. But I'm sure it will come back to them and they'll be totally sorry.

    You could always drug his drink and sell him into slavery on the black market. I've always wanted to do that to my sister. :D
     
  14. colloquialone

    colloquialone Member

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    Thanks Happy Ha Ha Girl, I'll keep that in mind. If people got what they deserved then there would be justice for a lot of skumbags. I've had it done to me by my father, sister, brother in law and now husband. They all deserve the same back on them times ten. I just get all piss and vinegar when people fuck with me.
     
  15. Down_In_It

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    Hey, I'm still hurt from what my mom did to my dad. But a year later and I'm healing
     
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