What's the weirdest thing you've lost while drunk?

OK, virginity aside, what is it?

Do you usually lose more things while drunk or sober?

 

My bra, one shoe, and one earring all in one night.

 

my dignity, but I lose that regardless...

Uh, hmmm, I don't know if I have lost anything while I use to drink...


Though, I will say I would go on hunts trying to find my glasses all the time, but I would be wearing them while doing so...

 

it was stolen but probably the weirdest thing
i had a house party and someone stole some fridge magnets
and of course my dad noticed
and was all "where the hell are the fridge magnets?"
funny thing is the fridge is covered in fucking magnets


i lost my cell phone once and it freaked me out so badly, cause i got stranded in another town because of it
and i lost a scarf once
either i don't lose things, or i don't remember losing them
usually when i lose stuff its in my room, i was cleaning and finally found my keys, they were on the floor in front of my bed...

 

rhinestone studded pot leaf earrings =[ i loved those.

i lost flip flops too, but found them.

 

Somebody stole fridge-magnets? LMAO. Canadians are fucking weird.

 

i never lose anything

 

yeah and i seem to attract the weirdest ones
all my friends are fucking crazy weird

i really can't believe my dad got so worked over them too...
hahahaha
oh good memories

 

i am the one who takes your stuff though

 

Well, I rarely lose anythng while sober, except for hats/caps. I can never seem to hang onto any cap for more than about a fortnight.

But what made me think of this thread was last weekend. I was thrashed(courtesy of some good friends) and trying to ride my motorcycle home from the city at 3am. It's about 15kms.

I made it. But somewhere between the bar and my place, I managed to lose the helmet that I was wearing. God knows how. I can't remember.

 

oh my god
that's intense

let's make out :H

 

Did you take my shoe, bra and earring? I've never been able to find them....and I don't know how I lost them to begin with.

 

My virginity?

 

Gotta be soon, though. If I keep doing shit like that, I may not be around so long.

Seriously though, how do you lose a helmet you are wearing while riding a motorcycle? Any possible explanations? Anybody?

 

A car. Discovered later it was across town, one of my friends had driven it home.

I thought about beating him up over it, but my car was washed when I got there.

 

probably

i'm a huge klepto. i just take things and throw them out most of the time, unless i have some need for them, like beer glasses

 

ahahaha
you lost a car?
i want someone to one up by losing their house
anybody?

maybe you forgot to put it on and took off with it still on the back of your bike?

but yeah come here and we can make out :H

 

Red, will you please not do that ever again? If you died in a drunkedn motorcycle crash I'd be really sad.

 

my shoe on two occasions...

 

i've taken things twice
the one time i was high on coke and i felt so bad because i took someones booze
the other i was just drunk as fuck and disliked the guys that owned the place
and so i took some shit out of their bathroom

i regret doing that