Jesus has a picture of me looking like that? Gawd, I feel like my older brother just found my homemade porn. I'm gonna have SO much explaining to do in heaven.
Happy birthday I would substitute the glass of wine with a bottle of whiskey. It is your birthday, after all.
I've heard that girls mature faster then guys so I suppose that a older guy with a younger girl would be more suitable but I've had better luck the other way around