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Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by CaptainBeefheartFan, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

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    hey guys, I haven't been on in a while, shits been a little hectic. I don't know if any of you remember me, but I need your help anyways. I'm getting drug tested tomorrow after school, (probably between 3 and 6 o'clock). At noon today, I took about 2 hits worth of weed. The only time I've smoked recently before that has been about 9 days ago, and maybe about another 10 days before that. I'm an athlete, I run cross country, and I weigh about 145 pounds. I drank about 2 mugs of green tea, 2 mugs of detox tea, and took two detox pills that also contain a laxative. So, I'm really hoping I will pass this drug test, because I don't want my poor mom to have a heart attack, what with what has been going on recently (long story). Will I pass my drug test, what are the odds?

    anyone who answers is dearly loved and any input greatly appreciated, thanks
     
  2. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    id say yes, but i do wanna hear a story. but yea, at your weight, activity level, and the amount, and what you drank, plus all the detox, id say yes, but there is always a possibility.
     
  3. CaptainBeefheartFan

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    oh and I also worked out at the ymca today, I lifted weights and stuff and ran on the treadmill for a couple miles and did some sprints, and I wore like three layers of clothing, a tshirt, a sweatshirt, and a hoody, and sweatpants. yeah
     
  4. CaptainBeefheartFan

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    my best friend failed a drug test for coke and benzos and his mom told my mom, and we hang out like every day, so she's worried about me a lot. I came home drunk like a week ago and they used one of those cheap little breathalizers, and I was basically fucked. The only thing that was sort of comical about the whole thing was that I like stuffed a bunch of cookies that were on the table in my mouth and refused to do the breathalizer. then, in my drunkenness, I thought that if I did the breathalizer with the cookies in my mouth, it wouldn't work, so I blew a bunch of crumbs everywhere, and my parents were like CHEW THE DAMN COOKIES haha. but it was lame basically. and now my parents have said that me and my best friend, we're like brothers, that we can't hang out for a good amount of time, like a year, not at all. and his gf just cheated on him and he kind of needs me and I'm worried about him he sounds really sad and depressed
     
  5. polecat

    polecat Weerd

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    Sucks about your friend.

    Just try and drink as much fluids as possible before your test and I'd say you're good. I've passed a test before just by chugging nearly a gallon of water an hour beforehand.
     
  6. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    that sucks man, parents be crazy up in this shit
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Hey Beefheart. Long time no see. I just came back to the forums, myself.

    I'm pretty sure you'll pass the test. I'm guessing you have a high metabolism anyway, pluss you took all kinds of precautions. You should be fine.
     
  8. CaptainBeefheartFan

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    yo thanks man, good to see you, how you been top notch?
     
  9. hippieatheart

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    hey captainbeefheart, good to see you back
    i know its probably too late for giving advice on your drug test,
    so good luck anyway and i hope you pass! you should if you took all those precautions that you took.

    and sucks to hear about your friend :( maybe after shit cools off and you pass your drug test your parents will see that you don't do the stuff he does and you can hang out w/ him again.

    hope all goes well!
     
  10. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    The chances of you passing are about 95 percent if you did all that. probably higher.
     
  11. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    If they give you a real drug test and not a cheap walmart one, then it will show your creatine levels diluted. There won't be any thc though. C'mon its only 2 hits.
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I've been alright. A bunch of bullshit goin on, like always. Still smokin though.

    How did the piss test go?
     
  13. CaptainBeefheartFan

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    they didn't even give it to me yesterday, so I'm pretty sure its going to be today, cause my mom doesn't bullshit around with drug tests. I just wish she would do it soon though so I can smoke the herbs I have haha
     
  14. Edd.tokes.to.much.

    Edd.tokes.to.much. Member

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    you mum sounds uptight. i would say your defo going to pass.
     
  15. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Maybe she'll wait even longer.....like AFTER 4/20. That would be shitty, wouldn't it? Let us know how it turns out dude.
     
  16. hippieatheart

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    at least you know you're almost DEFINETLY going to pass since she waited even longer!
     
  17. warmhands420

    warmhands420 curmudgeon

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    I got called in for a random test, I had passed the last two and then tested pos. for THC when I was clean. I threw a fit and demanded another test, it came back neg. but because I had drank a pint of water to make another sample they did a dilution test. The tester said drinking even a small amount of water can screw the results, so can being dehydrated. The test strips they use now can show if you have used a detox agent. It has picked up the liver cleanser I used. They are not reliable but people go to jail based on the results. The home test doesn't show as much but you send the sample to the lab for further tests, its included in the price of the kit. Good luck, and drink your water.
     
  18. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    awwwwww. there there sweetie.
     

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